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newbie40something is offline newbie40something Post #11  March 27,2010, 3:09pm
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A time came when it was more painful to remain tight in a bud than the risk to break open & blossom

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And now for something completely different...

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"I think it moved".....
 
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Episode: The Mom and Pop Store
Line: "So let me get this straight. Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust for 48 years and then run off with Jerry's sneakers?"-Elaine
"Apparently. And they scored. Big time."- Kramer
 
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No, no even better. The episode where Kramer dates this girl named Toby, and she gets her pinkie toe cut off by a street sweeper. Kramers has a great monolouge about how he scoops up the toe, and jumps on the bus to rush the pinkie toe to the hospital, but then the bus driver has a heart attack and there is a robber on the bus so he's driving and fending off the attacker at the same time. He then mentions how he pushed the robber off at the next stop.
"You kept making all the stops?"-Jerry
"Well people kept ringing the bell!"- Kramer
 
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Shrinkage

Jerry
, George Costanza: Elaine!
Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean like laundry?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards.
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George Costanza: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
 
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The one with "The Bet." (self gratification)

And then Elaine comes in and says "I'm out."
 
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One of my favorite episodes is when George gets lemon juice in his eye after someone (I can't remember who) squeezes a lemon into their drink and he can't quit blinking. Everyone thinks that he is winking at them in regard to their comments. As usual things get carried away but that was the fun of Seinfeld....taking it to the nth degree of funny.
 
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The parking lot episode when they lose their car at the mall and have to wait until the mall closes and every car leaves the mall parking lot to find it...that is so like me!
 
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Shrinkage episode!
 
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