Does God have a sense of humor?!!! If so, post it here!!!


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Mr. Nice Guy is offline Mr. Nice Guy Post #1  October 5,2009, 5:44pm
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Yes!!! Absolutely, God has a sense of humor! No doubt about it! I believe that wholeheartedly! Just think... If God did not have a sense of humor, then how could he have created human beings with a sense of humor? Ha ha ha!

Think of a very funny aspect about God that you know of, or just point something out in creation that is particularly funny to you. You are even allowed to use the Bible, Quran or official religious texts from any known religion on earth. Or you may just want to point out something more down-to-earth (that obviously has God "written" all over it) that makes you just want to laugh! Please share it with us! Give us all the giggles!

Whatever your religion or faith (or no faith), feel free to post funny jokes here!

However, let's please not use this thread to mock, disrespect or blaspheme God (with regards to whatever faith is implied) as this tends to be taken offensively by so many. For example, don't use humor to try and make fun of God. In other words, let's not use this thread to try to say anything negative about God; keep the tone positive and everything should be alright. Let's try very hard to keep this thread as civil as it can possibly be.

It's time to take a serious look at the lighter side of God! LoL!

Ready! Set! Go!...
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A Senator dies and he's waiting at the Pearly Gates to go into Heaven and sees a guy inside wearing a suit and standing up at a podium, giving a speech, and there are guys in black suits with earphones in standing nearby and protecting him. He says to St. Peter, "Hey, St. Peter, who's the guy in the suit?" And St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. sometimes he likes to play politician."
 
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More for musicians, but what the heck.

A few years back three of the world's greatest conductors were having lunch, Herbert von Karajan, Georg Solti, and Zubin Mehta. While they're talking, Mehta is making a point, so to start with it, he says, "Well, I'm sure, to start, we can assume that I'm the best conductor in the world..."

Solti stops him and says, "Right after my last concert, God came down from the sky and told me I was the greatest conductor on Earth."

Von Karajan thinks a bit, strokes his chin, and says, "Ja? I don't remember saying that."
 
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According to the book of Matthias (part of the lost scriptures), God created Eve first and from her rib gave birth to Adam (The topsy-turvy creationist tale)

Then came the original sin as Adam was found eating the forbidden fruit. God came up to Adam and demanded 'Adam why did you taste the forbidden fruit when I asked you not to do so ?'

To which Adam replied 'Oh God, Please understand me, I am a man....why did you have to make Eve so flat chested ?'

God (with a solemn and sad face) "My son I am God and not a surgeon and in my haste I did a masectomy to get that darn rib out'
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Characters within the bible are venerated in different ways and Jonah was one of them. At the pearly gates, women in particular were demanding to shake Jonah's hand more than anyone else's. God seeing Jonah's popularity (even more so than him) called one of the women to him and demanded 'Why in the world are you guys so hysterical about Jonah..........remember that it was I who created you in the first place'

The woman smiled back and said 'Remember god, it was Jonah when stranded in the dark cavities discovered the blow hole'.....winked and left God hanging.
 
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Venerating God and having faith has nothing to do with humor (Hope my posts have not been offensive to anyone - I am a christian too)........If I have offended anyone, my deepest apolagies !
 
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Does God have a sense of humour?

Duck-billed platypus. Just sayin'.
 
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Well, this is an old one, but here goes:

So a man was praying, and he asks God, "O God, how long is a million years for you?"

...and suddenly God replied, "A million years is but a second to me."

Pondering God's answer, the man then asked, "and Lord, how much is a million dollars to you?"

God replied, "A million dollars? Why, it is merely a penny to me"

The man paused and considered the answer, then asked "God, may I have a penny?"

"Sure, just a second."
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cardguy wrote :
Well, this is an old one, but here goes:

So a man was praying, and he asks God, "O God, how long is a million year for you?"

...and suddenly God replied, "A million years is but a second to me."

Pondering God's answer, the man then asked, "and Lord, how much is a million dollars to you?"

God replied, "A million dollars? Why, it is merely a penny to me"

The man paused and considered the answer, then asked "God, may I have a penny?"

"Sure, just a second."
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He must. He created man in his image and likeness did he not.

God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent-it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills or pennies.
 
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