Does God have a sense of humor?!!! If so, post it here!!!


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meri75 is offline meri75 Post #21  October 8,2009, 4:15am
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Also odd-looking animals?
Sometimes, yeah. So unco with things women just 'get'! Like not being able to find the butter in the fridge ... 'It's right in front of your eyes ... there ... there!' I usually end up getting it myself!
 
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I'm certain God has a sense of humor.
 
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Mr_Right wrote :
I'm certain God has a sense of humor.
How nice to see the updated picture of the happy couple!!!
 
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TheThinker is offline TheThinker Post #25  October 8,2009, 9:39am
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

 
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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Dili...your unfunny posts have been reported and I would remind you that the minimum age for participation here is 18.
 
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The story of Haman and Mordecai comes to play in mind
 
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Dili...your unfunny posts have been reported and I would remind you that the minimum age for participation here is 18.
Well....looks like they've been removed, so now no one will know what I was talking about. But trust me, they were poor.

Thanks, Lori (or other eHA staffers) for cleaning up our thread .
 
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Well....looks like they've been removed, so now no one will know what I was talking about. But trust me, they were poor.

Thanks, Lori (or other eHA staffers) for cleaning up our thread .
It's okay Grace, I spotted them. I can be a bit obtuse with jokes, I was trying to find the punch-line and failing. Glad it wasn't my inability to do so this time, hahaha.
 
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