LizziePooh is offline LizziePooh Post #1  February 5,2009, 6:01pm

Unregistered

Joined: May 2008

SoCal

Posts: 7,705

See profile

Just for all of you lovely politicos and your lovely way of communicating in the spirit of clarity and understanding!!!

The New Diplomacy
By Tarzana Joe


A hopeful day is dawning
And the changing has begun
Let’s all get down to business
But remember that I won


We’re going to change America
And reason not the cost
I’d love to hear your thinking
But remember that you lost


To this little wine and cheese
I bi-partisan-ly greet you
Before we get to the agenda
Did I mention that I beat you


When it comes to picking policy
There can only be one chooser
Now I am the decider
And you, friend, are the loser


The deficit is larger
And the GDP is thinner
But that’s the way I want it
And guess what? I’m the winner


The government is growing
And I hope you know your place in it
And every chance I get
I’m going to rub your face in it.



January 30, 2009
Stickers
by Tarzana Joe
During the last administration
Nothing made me sicker
Than the loyal opposition's
Use of bumper sticker

For the kind of threats that faced us
In the darkness of those days
Should not have been debated
By some adhesive phrase

So bothered by those phrases
‘Stead of driving, I would foot it
I don’t care where hybrid drivers
Think my president should put it

But my party's out of power
And my nose is out of joint
Guess I'll have to stoop to slogan
To impress and make my point

I'm now printing bumper stickers
Which I hope will spread like cancer
With the following emblazoned
"PORK IS NOT THE ANSWER."
 
  Reply With Quote
LizziePooh is offline LizziePooh Post #2  February 11,2009, 7:41am

Unregistered

Joined: May 2008

SoCal

Posts: 7,705

See profile



This never showed up and I am not sure why.
 
  Reply With Quote
tweet37 is offline tweet37 Post #3  February 11,2009, 8:38am
tweet37's Avatar

has all the tools and can........satisfy

Power Poster

Joined: Sep 2008

New Jersey

Posts: 7,608

See profile


This never showed up and I am not sure why.
The mods are all Obamanations.
 
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Topic Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new topics
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off

Looking for a Great Relationship?

Get started now. Fill out this form and take the questionnaire to receive your matches.

First Name:

I'm a:
seeking

Postal Code:

Country:

Email:

Confirm Email:

Password:


How did you hear about us?


Latest on our Dating Advice Discussion Boards

“ Excellent, thank you. I think I will leave out the first part, I think it is unnecessary information to give him. I'm not interested in putting myself out there like that and it might be a little ... ” –  generallyyou

Join the “Ending a friendship” discussion

“Alfred Hitchcock - 18 Steven Spielberg - 62 *notice what?” –  dmi

Join the “War of the Directors” discussion

“ I would be "certain people" :P The issue isn't a deal-breaker, but a very strong factor preference-wise, for me.” –  ThePriestess

Join the “How much does race play in your dating someone?” discussion

“Love Texas Hold'em!.. I'm thinking of trying another tournament this summer...not sure yet though.. Never entered a tournament before, outside of online ones. Personally I prefer to play with ... ” –  Freezepop

Join the “Favorite Card Game” discussion

“Make that 3! I also had a crush on Donny Osmond. I think I still have a record or two of his. Suzie ” –  legend29

Join the “Robin Gibbs Dead at 62...How Deep is Your Love?” discussion

“Oh, my revised profile can be seen in the forum in the section where you can ask for a profile review. Suzanne” –  SuzanneScorpio

Join the “Photo Review” discussion

“Just remember, everything that you are feeling and/or are capable of he is as well. If he wanted to reach you, he could. Right now he knows that you are hurting, and that this is not what you ... ” –  lynntlb78

Join the “Can I wait and move on at the same time?” discussion

“ Yohio. And the shortened form (Anya) is nice too.” –  ThePriestess

Join the “Where is Becky?!?” discussion



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 9:10am.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0