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What is the worst song in the world?

I nominate Get Crunk by Brokencyde.

YouTube - Brokencyde-Get Crunk-NEW SONG!!!!

Warning: Some adult language... if you can tell what they're screaming.

It's not a good song. It's not even good in a "guilty pleasure" sort of way. It's just really, really, really bad.
- June 1st, 2009, 08:21 pm
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What is the worst song in the world?

I nominate Get Crunk by Brokencyde.

YouTube - Brokencyde-Get Crunk-NEW SONG!!!!

Warning: Some adult language... if you can tell what they're screaming.

It's not a good song. It's not even good in a "guilty pleasure" sort of way. It's just really, really, really bad.
Wow, that's an incredibly awful song!! I don't know if I can compete with that, but I'll try.

I nominate My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas. Horrendous...just horrendous
- June 6th, 2009, 03:03 pm
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"Barbie Girl" by Aqua. I'm sure I can think of a worse song, but that one definitely comes to mind.
- June 7th, 2009, 06:03 pm
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I'm going to reach back to an earlier generation of songs for more awfulness. Any of the 1950's "teen angel"-type songs where somebody dies qualify as sappy and bad. The 60's version of this particular variety of song would have been Bobby Goldsboro's "Honey". Then there were a couple of them in the 70's - the Heywoods' "Billy Don't Be a Hero", and one by some one-hit-wonder whose name escapes me called "Run Joey Run". Seems that "Joey" has knocked up his girlfriend, who is now begging "Daddy" not to shoot him. Daddy's a bad shot and hits her, instead. The girl singing the part of the dying poor young thing sounds about 10 .... making this one of the creepiest songs ever, as well as the worst.
- June 7th, 2009, 06:20 pm
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Muskrat Love by The Captain and Tenielle (and I probably spelled that wrong).

Seriously, what were they thinking?
- June 7th, 2009, 06:23 pm
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I'm feeling a little queasy already.

My nominee is The Warrior (I think it's by Patty Smyth).

The line "Your eyes touch me physically" is about as bad as it gets.
- June 7th, 2009, 06:24 pm
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Don't Worry Be Happy....makes me want to puke just typing it


Oh...I Wear My Sunglasses At Night....another puke candidate
- June 7th, 2009, 06:49 pm
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Mickey! by Toni Basil
- June 7th, 2009, 07:04 pm
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These are all good candidates. "Mickey" has such annoying vocals, and that Captain and Tennielle song was a real career-ender, wasn't it? Did you ever hear that they played it during a Royal Command Performance for Queen Elizabeth, who was very offended by it? (For those of you who missed the 70's, it included little muskrat mating noises on a synthesizer. Yes, really.)

Dave Barry published a whole book of these once (late 90's, I think, so he missed some of the more recent worthy candidates here). Very funny book.

In the "really bad seasonal songs" category, I'd like to nominate Paul McCartney's "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime". Simply Causing Projectile Vomiting would be a more apt title....
- June 7th, 2009, 07:19 pm
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Even though he won a Grammy for his version, Jose Feliciano's version of Light My Fire sounds like a Moose that someone has by its balls.

Another is Rikki Tikki Tavi
- June 7th, 2009, 08:21 pm
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