outlaw1 is offline outlaw1 Post #1  May 16,2009, 3:21pm

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Post YOUR Murphy's Law of Online Dating. I'll go first:

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When there is only a group photo picture on a profile you are very much interested, YOUR match will ALWAYS be the one who
a) is shirtless holding a beer
b) has no teeth
c) is the ugliest one of the bunch! or
d) fill in anything here________________

Ok what about you, what is your Murphy's Law/s of Online Dating?
 
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ML: If there can be any online miscommunication, it WILL happen!
 
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Murphey's Law, if there is a dangerous, insane or plain silly person on EH, they will be matched with you! :-o
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Almost every time you violate your own dating rules your arse hurts afterward...

That reminds me of something - an old friend I knew in high school - used to say often, "I'm so mad I could bite my own arse!"

I'm not sure why it was so funny... perhaps is was the picture it created of someone trying to bite themselves in the butt...
 
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Hmm Dennis I'm getting an image of your friend...looking behind himself stretching his neck, trying to bite...himself!

Well I've dated some women I wasn't exactly attracted to. I was young. What can I say, it was another notch? :-o That was always a big mistake.

Murphy's Law {Chinese accent} "man who dates woman he no like, get soft noodle."
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We've all dated people we knew we shouldn't...
 
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Yeah and as a young man I can remember saying to myself "I can't do this again." Of course I'd find myself saying the same thing again sometime later! :-o

Once my roomate went out with an ex-girlfriend of mine. I had thrown a party (college) and invited her (she had cheated on me with her old boyfriend and I had broken up with her.)

But I had been interested in this blonde. Who had a boyfriend and wasn't interested in me...so I found myself being kissed by a redhead who I liked better as a friend. We didn't do anything beyond kissing since I didn't like her like that.

Which lead me to going out with my roomates exgirlfriend. And THAT was an experience I won't ever forget! My buddy and I reconciled...but i was still traumatized...I can't say why online but it's funny.

I should of listened to my roomate's advice per her. "Whatever you do with her, don't..."

Murhpy's Law-if you don't listen to your best friend's advice per an upcoming date, you will suffer the consequences!

PS: Dennis the advertisment in between our posts was a picture of Saturn! I remember the Astronomy posts in your group.

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