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I think I am on to something here. I'm working on starting a cult based off of Wikipedia. I believe I will be able to accurately predict the end of the world with a mathematical equation that takes into account the number of random links clicked times the number of times Britney Spears' name comes up divided by the square root of Pi. I have just a couple hundred more hours to go of clicking links random links.....then I pull out the pink lemonade to celebrate! (no koolaid for my cult members, we're high class!)
 
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Do your numbers see any increased stress on the site these days? Is it because of the approach of festivus?
 
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DennisWisconsin wrote :
Do your numbers see any increased stress on the site these days? Is it because of the approach of festivus?
I have no idea. But since you caused me to use wikipedia to search for "festivus" I was able to get Britney Spears name on the page by clicking on one link. So you just bumped up the end of the world by a factor of 10. Good going.

I have a theory that you can get Britney Spears' name to pop up from any subject on wiki within 5 clicks. I haven't been proved wrong yet.
 
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Isn't Britney the second coming of Janis Joplin?
 
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DennisWisconsin wrote :
Isn't Britney the second coming of Janis Joplin?
In terms of legacy or demise?

Oh and wiki Janis and within one click (link Rolling Stone) you get a picture of Britney.
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dwreese182 wrote :
In terms of legacy or demise?

Oh and wiki Janis and within one click (link Rolling Stone) you get a picture of Britney.
In terms of demise...

Whatever you think of Janis Joplin, you really can't deny her voice/range.

The only thing I see that Britney has over Janis is that she isn't dead yet... She could still turn it around... yeah, and Martians live on Neptune...
 
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DennisWisconsin wrote :
In terms of demise...

Whatever you think of Janis Joplin, you really can't deny her voice/range.

The only thing I see that Britney has over Janis is that she isn't dead yet... She could still turn it around... yeah, and Martians live on Neptune...
I thought she did start to turn it around, lets hope so anyways......god forbid she dies of an OD, we would be swamped with what a freaking "hero" she was by the media for about a month.
 
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DennisWisconsin wrote :
Isn't Britney the second coming of Janis Joplin?
Blasphemy!

Britney is the Anti-Janis.
 
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chawks64 wrote :
Blasphemy!

Britney is the Anti-Janis.
ROFLMAO!!!!
 
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chawks64 wrote :
Blasphemy!

Britney is the Anti-Janis.
Which is exactly why she is connected to the end of the world. Due to the recent information put out by Prophit Chawks, I have added a new doctrine to my cult.

Janis will be resurrected on the Final Day to do battle with Britney the anti-Janis in Port Arther, Texas. BTW, this will happen right after we all drink the pink lemonade. I am still in the process of calculating that date that this will happen.....I'm sure I will eventually give up and just make one up.

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