vapsman88 is offline vapsman88 Post #1  October 4,2009, 9:49am
vapsman88's Avatar

is happy.

Virtuoso

Joined: May 2008

Atlanta

Posts: 4,819

See profile

God came to earth in the form of Charles Darwin to put forward these silly crap theories, just to play with the minds of the poor humans..
 
  Reply With Quote
Comedian is offline Comedian Post #2  October 4,2009, 10:35am
Comedian's Avatar

Matriarch of her herd

Enthusiast

Joined: Jul 2009

Colorado

Posts: 675

See profile

I don't think Darwin and God are mutually exclusive. And they appear to be brothers from your illustrations! Maybe that is what the Christians mean by 'every man is my brother?'
 
  Reply With Quote
DennisWisconsin is offline DennisWisconsin Post #3  October 4,2009, 10:42am
DennisWiscons…'s Avatar

Milwaukee

Power Poster

Joined: Jun 2008

Milwaukee

Posts: 5,720

See profile

So God and Darwin are brothers? Wow... Now it's all starting to make sense. So does that make Jesus his step-brother? I'm back to being confused again...

The Bible made such a big deal out of geneology for such a long time... one would think that they could have kept better records 'in the beginning'. After all, the book starts with those exact words. Then after centuries of keeping records I guess they got just tired of it and said to hell with it...
Last edited by DennisWisconsin; October 4,2009 at 10:49am.
 
  Reply With Quote
DennisWisconsin is offline DennisWisconsin Post #4  October 4,2009, 12:09pm
DennisWiscons…'s Avatar

Milwaukee

Power Poster

Joined: Jun 2008

Milwaukee

Posts: 5,720

See profile

God and Darwin childhood photo:
 
  Reply With Quote
DennisWisconsin is offline DennisWisconsin Post #5  October 4,2009, 12:17pm
DennisWiscons…'s Avatar

Milwaukee

Power Poster

Joined: Jun 2008

Milwaukee

Posts: 5,720

See profile

The Sand Walk near Darwin's house where Darwin and God walked and talked... this is where their funniest practical jokes were thought up...

This is one of those that God and Darwin thought up while walking here. Darwin would draw up maps outlining where his research was done on flat paper.... mockingly reinforcing the flat Earth theory.

Last edited by DennisWisconsin; October 4,2009 at 12:22pm.
 
  Reply With Quote
tweet37 is offline tweet37 Post #6  October 5,2009, 2:54am
tweet37's Avatar

has all the tools and can........satisfy

Power Poster

Joined: Sep 2008

New Jersey

Posts: 7,608

See profile

DennisWisconsin wrote :
So God and Darwin are brothers? Wow... Now it's all starting to make sense. So does that make Jesus his step-brother? I'm back to being confused again...
No dude. Jesus would be Darwin's nephew.
 
  Reply With Quote
DennisWisconsin is offline DennisWisconsin Post #7  October 5,2009, 1:15pm
DennisWiscons…'s Avatar

Milwaukee

Power Poster

Joined: Jun 2008

Milwaukee

Posts: 5,720

See profile

One would think that a person would have an endless stream of quips on this subject but surprisingly enough, I seem to all out...
 
  Reply With Quote
rix is offline rix Post #8  October 5,2009, 2:43pm
rix's Avatar

Happy 1st Anniversary, babe!

Veteran

Joined: Mar 2008

Cascadia

Posts: 1,388

See profile

vapsman88 wrote :
God came to earth in the form of Charles Darwin to put forward these silly crap theories, just to play with the minds of the poor humans...
Yes... Darwin was a militant atheist who deliberately set out to undermine the foundations of Western Christendom. He was also responsible for the offshoot and implications of "social Darwinism," culminating with eugenics systematically implemented by the Nazis. And... he recanted on his death bed crying out to God for forgiveness.

Well... that's the Religious Right version. First of all, the theory of evolution did not originate with naturalist Charles Darwin. Secondly, Darwin is not to blame for the implications of later "social Darwinism" or eugenics. And finally, Darwin saw no conflict between belief in God and evolution, but ultimately rejected Christianity over the doctrine of eternal punishment.
 
  Reply With Quote
DennisWisconsin is offline DennisWisconsin Post #9  October 5,2009, 3:08pm
DennisWiscons…'s Avatar

Milwaukee

Power Poster

Joined: Jun 2008

Milwaukee

Posts: 5,720

See profile

Aha! So the facts lay bare!

naked...

right there...

What he said...
 
  Reply With Quote
tumbleweed is offline tumbleweed Post #10  October 5,2009, 5:43pm
tumbleweed's Avatar

has the keys to cell block 8

Veteran

Joined: Feb 2009

goliad tx!

Posts: 1,315

See profile

rix wrote :
Yes... Darwin was a militant atheist who deliberately set out to undermine the foundations of Western Christendom. He was also responsible for the offshoot and implications of "social Darwinism," culminating with eugenics systematically implemented by the Nazis. And... he recanted on his death bed crying out to God for forgiveness.

Well... that's the Religious Right version. First of all, the theory of evolution did not originate with naturalist Charles Darwin. Secondly, Darwin is not to blame for the implications of later "social Darwinism" or eugenics. And finally, Darwin saw no conflict between belief in God and evolution, but ultimately rejected Christianity over the doctrine of eternal punishment.
vary well said,,if i said this id get tared and featherd but it still wouldnt keep me from the truth
 
  Reply With Quote
Reply
  • Page 1 of 3
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3


« should i conduct a poll? | Atheists, Humorists, and Science | I'm zoning out. »
Topic Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new topics
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off

Similar Topics
Topic Topic Starter Board Replies Last Post
Meet and Greet in NYC - Memorial Day Weekend r10renault AAA Completely Meeting & Greeting 127 May 24,2009 11:42am

Looking for a Great Relationship?

Get started now. Fill out this form and take the questionnaire to receive your matches.

First Name:

I'm a:
seeking

Postal Code:

Country:

Email:

Confirm Email:

Password:


How did you hear about us?


Latest on our Dating Advice Discussion Boards

“Yes, you are considered aged in your thirties! Next stop, early registration for AARP! I guess we can go drown our sorrows in a bottle of prune juice now!” –  emma_hazards

Join the “Free Communication Weekend” discussion

“Oh, I gotcha. I was thinking of people who meet at a party, activity, or mixer and then agree to a date. Thank you for clarifying.” –  Bluskies4ever3

Join the “It's a matter of fit” discussion

“How would I go about ending this friendship nicely?” –  generallyyou

Join the “Friend Zone” discussion

“Money isn't everything and at the end of the day, you'd have to sleep with the guy. For me, if the woman isn't kissable, she's not my type. Fact is, if you're with someone you truly love, it ... ” –  sun73

Join the “My first "Matchmaker" date” discussion

“The iPad app allows for mass archiving and mass closing. Otherwise you have to go through each individually, twice.” –  emma_hazards

Join the “Removing old matches - there has to be a better way” discussion

“Not dumping. You're going through a lot right now. I remember when my best friend from high school lost her dad. Very traumatic, so my condolences. Hopefully you have siblings and your mom to share ... ” –  emma_hazards

Join the “Photo Review” discussion

“...or he knows your general age and is just interested in a cougar. On the other hand, their are couples who have 20 yr age differences or more, and they are happy. For some age is just a number, and ... ” –  Altair

Join the “He is much younger” discussion

“Thanks! Hope you are doing well!” –  RiceBaby

Join the “dating venues” discussion



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:17pm.

Discussion Boards Archive

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0