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God came to earth in the form of Charles Darwin to put forward these silly crap theories, just to play with the minds of the poor humans..
 
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I don't think Darwin and God are mutually exclusive. And they appear to be brothers from your illustrations! Maybe that is what the Christians mean by 'every man is my brother?'
 
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So God and Darwin are brothers? Wow... Now it's all starting to make sense. So does that make Jesus his step-brother? I'm back to being confused again...

The Bible made such a big deal out of geneology for such a long time... one would think that they could have kept better records 'in the beginning'. After all, the book starts with those exact words. Then after centuries of keeping records I guess they got just tired of it and said to hell with it...
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God and Darwin childhood photo:
 
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The Sand Walk near Darwin's house where Darwin and God walked and talked... this is where their funniest practical jokes were thought up...

This is one of those that God and Darwin thought up while walking here. Darwin would draw up maps outlining where his research was done on flat paper.... mockingly reinforcing the flat Earth theory.

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DennisWisconsin wrote :
So God and Darwin are brothers? Wow... Now it's all starting to make sense. So does that make Jesus his step-brother? I'm back to being confused again...
No dude. Jesus would be Darwin's nephew.
 
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One would think that a person would have an endless stream of quips on this subject but surprisingly enough, I seem to all out...
 
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God came to earth in the form of Charles Darwin to put forward these silly crap theories, just to play with the minds of the poor humans...
Yes... Darwin was a militant atheist who deliberately set out to undermine the foundations of Western Christendom. He was also responsible for the offshoot and implications of "social Darwinism," culminating with eugenics systematically implemented by the Nazis. And... he recanted on his death bed crying out to God for forgiveness.

Well... that's the Religious Right version. First of all, the theory of evolution did not originate with naturalist Charles Darwin. Secondly, Darwin is not to blame for the implications of later "social Darwinism" or eugenics. And finally, Darwin saw no conflict between belief in God and evolution, but ultimately rejected Christianity over the doctrine of eternal punishment.
 
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Aha! So the facts lay bare!

naked...

right there...

What he said...
 
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rix wrote :
Yes... Darwin was a militant atheist who deliberately set out to undermine the foundations of Western Christendom. He was also responsible for the offshoot and implications of "social Darwinism," culminating with eugenics systematically implemented by the Nazis. And... he recanted on his death bed crying out to God for forgiveness.

Well... that's the Religious Right version. First of all, the theory of evolution did not originate with naturalist Charles Darwin. Secondly, Darwin is not to blame for the implications of later "social Darwinism" or eugenics. And finally, Darwin saw no conflict between belief in God and evolution, but ultimately rejected Christianity over the doctrine of eternal punishment.
vary well said,,if i said this id get tared and featherd but it still wouldnt keep me from the truth
 
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