RebornInFire is offline RebornInFire Post #1  October 30,2009, 5:33pm
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

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'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'
 
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chawks64 is offline chawks64 Post #2  October 30,2009, 5:57pm
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Gotta admit, that's a good one. And true.

And it's nice to see you back here. Just in time for Halloween!
 
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littlebluemonkeymind is offline littlebluemonkeymind Post #3  October 30,2009, 8:30pm
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Hey RIF! *waves*

Good to see you back!

Walmart is a strange place. I've learned to stay far, far away except on days when my tolerance for humanity is especially high.
 
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RebornInFire is offline RebornInFire Post #4  October 30,2009, 9:26pm
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I'm done with my October gauntlet....and nothing is happening on the dating front either :-( Looks like I'll be around for a little while.
 
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timeless2 is offline timeless2 Post #5  October 31,2009, 10:49am
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Why not check out the Phillies? They're playing in the World Series and I think they're wonderful. sigh
 
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winn is offline winn Post #6  October 31,2009, 10:53am

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Love the joke. I think I'd respond the same way the husband did.
 
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