hogrally is offline hogrally Post #1  October 27,2009, 11:29pm
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Grace was kind enough to antie up so as promised here I go.

Have fun with my painful memories All true...

1) I realize check out time is 10 am but what time do I have to leave?

2) $ 10.00 for a 6 pack? Why is beer in Canada soooooo expensive?

3) Me: Did you sleep Ok last night?
Them: NO...the birds started singing at 3 am when the sun rose and woke me up.

Why are you drinking Red wine out of small jam jars...
 
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HarryG is offline HarryG Post #2  October 28,2009, 1:30am
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hogrally wrote :
Grace was kind enough to antie up so as promised here I go.

Have fun with my painful memories All true...

1) I realize check out time is 10 am but what time do I have to leave?
Just start quoting "Hotel California": You can check out any time you like-but you can never leave.

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2) $ 10.00 for a 6 pack? Why is beer in Canada soooooo expensive?
Because unlike your horse urine that passes for beer in the States, Canadian Beer actually tastes good. Thus it is far more valuable.

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3) Me: Did you sleep Ok last night?
Them: NO...the birds started singing at 3 am when the sun rose and woke me up.
Well, here in Canada, eh-we have a magnificent invention! It's called window shades, drapes and blinds. For a small fee, I can teach you how to use them.
 
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meri75 is offline meri75 Post #3  October 28,2009, 1:38am
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1) I realize check out time is 10 am but what time do I have to leave?
This was said to me once: When the big hand is pointing to the 12 and the little hand is pointing to the 10, the time will then be ... Beer O'Clock!

2) $ 10.00 for a 6 pack? Why is beer in Canada soooooo expensive? Upgrade to a slab, you'll save in the long run!

3) Me: Did you sleep Ok last night?
Them: NO...the birds started singing at 3 am when the sun rose and woke me up. Okay ... so you don't have sunrise and singing birds at your home?

Why are you drinking Red wine out of small jam jars...[/quote]
 
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pds857 is offline pds857 Post #4  October 28,2009, 7:52am
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Check out time is at 10am, you have to leave at 9:50am.
Bye bye now.

Because they are Canadians. That says it all.

I didnt know that the sun rise was at 3am.

Red wine outta small jam jars?
Where I come from we call that moon shine red wine.
An we dont use small jam jars. We use the BIG ones. Like a quart I think.
 
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hogrally wrote :
Grace was kind enough to antie up so as promised here I go.

Have fun with my painful memories All true...

1) I realize check out time is 10 am but what time do I have to leave?
What part of check out do you not understand? You'll have no key to get into your room. However, feel free to lounge in the hallway where everyone can trip over you and your eight suitcases.
2) $ 10.00 for a 6 pack? Why is beer in Canada soooooo expensive?
Next time feel free to B.Y.O.B.
3) Me: Did you sleep Ok last night?
Them: NO...the birds started singing at 3 am when the sun rose and woke me up.
That's a shame. I didn't sleep well either. Your chainsaw-like snoring kept me awake all night and I wasn't even in the next room.
Why are you drinking Red wine out of small jam jars...
Some people . . .
 
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Yep, come to Philadelphia and root for the Phillies and all these annoying problems will disappear......
 
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graceventually is offline graceventually Post #7  October 28,2009, 11:04am
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ooohhh, hoggie; these were painful!! Please tell me they weren't all from the US? Please?
 
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ooohhh, hoggie; these were painful!! Please tell me they weren't all from the US? Please?
Sorry Grace but 3 outta 4 were.
I didn't add # 5 because alot of people not just Americans have no idea what a block heater and/or an oil pan heater is for cars and trucks. I often get the question why do all the vehicles have a electrical cord sticking out of the grill ?
It was like me asking Kestral what is that wrapped around all the trees on his street in Regina. It is a local geographical neccessity not a national one.
 
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hogrally wrote :
Sorry Grace but 3 outta 4 were.
I didn't add # 5 because alot of people not just Americans have no idea what a block heater and/or an oil pan heater is for cars and trucks. I often get the question why do all the vehicles have a electrical cord sticking out of the grill ?
It was like me asking Kestral what is that wrapped around all the trees on his street in Regina. It is a local geographical neccessity not a national one.
ROFLOL
I am from Minnesota when I moved to Texas the 1st mechanic shop I took my car to asked me what it was for I told him we plug our cars in at Nite up north to keep them warm. Should of seen the look on his face (just scratched his head and walked away)
 
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That had to have been funny, dahli! We don't have them here, but I've seen them out west.
 
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