MelinCali is offline MelinCali Post #21  October 22,2009, 6:45am
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fino4beat wrote :
I don't have a tallywhacker......
jsbach wrote :
That's not what I heard from your Second City roomies.
Don't look at me!! I did not say that to jsb!!!!
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Lostintranslation is offline Lostintranslation Post #22  October 22,2009, 7:05am
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HarryG wrote :
Now THAT is the biggest, fattest lie that was EVER conceived by a medical professional. If "slight" pressure means that your eyeballs nearly pop from their sockets and you are in so much pain that you can't even form words,...then I would HATE to find out what "major pressure" would be!!!
True, so true.

The other word they use instead of 'pressure' is 'pinch'... they lie.
 
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hogrally is offline hogrally Post #23  October 22,2009, 7:38am
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HarryG wrote :
Now THAT is the biggest, fattest lie that was EVER conceived by a medical professional. If "slight" pressure means that your eyeballs nearly pop from their sockets and you are in so much pain that you can't even form words,...then I would HATE to find out what "major pressure" would be!!!
That would be called pancreatitis. I was assured by my Dr and two nurses that what I was going thru was more painful that childbirth because the pain never let up. It is apparently 2nd only to Pancreatic Cancer.
 
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BobinFla is offline BobinFla Post #24  October 23,2009, 6:06pm
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Is always better to think about sex, than pain.
 
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winn is offline winn Post #25  October 23,2009, 9:15pm

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Thinking about sex rather than pain? Depends on when. I personally have no desire to equate the two if i don't have to.
 
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BobinFla is offline BobinFla Post #26  October 24,2009, 6:47pm
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I have always found sex more enjoyable than pain.
 
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chawks64 is offline chawks64 Post #27  October 24,2009, 8:17pm
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When my son was a teenager, he decided to join the school's bowling team. So we went to the doc for the required physical. Yes, you need one to BOWL, a sport you can do with a Crown and Coke in your hand.

Anyway, the guy took his blood pressure, took his temp and asked if everything in the nether regions was normal and functioning. Yep, he told him it was, and that was that. He passed.

The next year, he's 16 and still "inexperienced", so we go back to the same facility for the grope-less physical. We wait in the examining room and... new doctor. It's a woman and she was young and she was fairly attractive. You should have seen the look of horror on my son's face when she told him to drop trou and flung the curtain across the room.

Cost of a sports physical - $50.
Seeing your son panicked by a hot doctor saying "cough" - priceless.
 
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