littlebluemonkeymind is offline littlebluemonkeymind Post #21  October 21,2009, 4:58pm
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Why do we need matchmakers? Don't most people use lighters these days?
 
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fino4beat is offline fino4beat Post #22  October 21,2009, 5:04pm
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littlebluemonkeymind wrote :
Why do we need matchmakers? Don't most people use lighters these days?
Actually I've been using a long-handled grill lighter. It's quite handy.
 
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fino4beat wrote :
Actually I've been using a long-handled grill lighter..
to make cookies..that must take a while..you have patience
 
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Lostintranslation wrote :
Just so you can conch people with it? I don't think we can let you have any dangerous weapons.
I like to hold it to my ear to see.

I am already dangerous. I like to poke people with crayons. I just want some shell so I can have game. I am learning from the dating boards that players need this.

And I like to play.
 
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clearlyoblique wrote :
I like to hold it to my ear to see.

I am already dangerous. I like to poke people with crayons. I just want some shell so I can have game. I am learning from the dating boards that players need this.

And I like to play.
A little shell now and then is a good thing. A big shell is even better. But what really matters is what you do with that shell .....
 
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Is there such a thing as a professional matchmaker? I thought that's what EH was.
My eHarmony subscription felt more like 'let's throw everything against the wall and if something sticks... you should date it'.

No really, that about sums it up.

Unless you count the biker guy who wasn't really into dating big women but he'd recently gotten a DUI and if I wanted to drive up to meet him he'd be happy to ... trust me it went rapidly down hill from there. I think I even posted about this all that time ago.
 
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clearlyoblique wrote :
I like to hold it to my ear to see.

I am already dangerous. I like to poke people with crayons. I just want some shell so I can have game. I am learning from the dating boards that players need this.

And I like to play.
We have a big conch shell in our living room. My mom got it in the Bahamas. Occasionally we blow it. No, really, we do. It makes a great big sound but it hurts your jaws to do it.
 
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Lostintranslation wrote :
We have a big conch shell in our living room. My mom got it in the Bahamas. Occasionally we blow it. No, really, we do. It makes a great big sound but it hurts your jaws to do it.

[COLOR=black]My brother has one he got while visiting me one time. He played the trumpet in high school and still remembers how to blow (occasional just hot air, but I digress), and it works great for conch shells. But, his wife gets really pissed off when he does it because it scares the carp out of the cats.
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