lacedwithhope is offline lacedwithhope Post #1  October 17,2009, 4:23pm
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Tryin' to liven things up around here.
Does anyone know any good Halloween jokes?

Here one favorite:

Where do the ghosts go to par-tay?

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Anywhere they can get sheet-faced....
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two little pumpkins are out trick or treating.. one of the pumpkins gets hit by a car.. the ambulance rushes the hurt pumpkin to the hospital along with his friend..

the little pumpkin is in the waiting room, pacing back and forth, waiting for news of his little pumpkin friend.. finally the doctor comes out..

"how is he??" asks the little pumpkin..

"i have good news and bad news," said the doctor.. "the good news is that he is going to live.."

"what's the bad news??" cried the little pumpkin..

the doctor inhaled, sighed, looked the little pumpkin in the eyes, and said, "i am afraid he is going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.."
 
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Do they put pumpkins on life-support, I wonder?

(Good one, Roger!)

Any others?
 
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Don't look at me! I can't remember ANY jokes EVER, let alone a Halloween joke!

Thanks for the two already though. I'll keep reading to see if anyone posts anymore that I'll forget within minutes of reading.
 
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MelinCali wrote :
Don't look at me! I can't remember ANY jokes EVER, let alone a Halloween joke!

Thanks for the two already though. I'll keep reading to see if anyone posts anymore that I'll forget within minutes of reading.


What did the pumpkin say to the vampire?

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"You suck."
 
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What did the pumpkin say to the vampire?

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"You suck."
LOL!!!!

....wait....are you telling me I suck?
 
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Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ?

Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ?

Witch: No I wouldn't.

Wizard: No, well nor will she.

 
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