winn is offline winn Post #11  October 13,2009, 10:29pm

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tumbleweed is offline tumbleweed Post #12  October 13,2009, 10:34pm
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i made a spelling mistake on here once
 
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winn is offline winn Post #13  October 13,2009, 11:02pm

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tumbleweed wrote :
i made a spelling mistake on here once
ROTFLOL!!! Just once? That's okay, I forgive you.
 
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Wot?
 
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A farmer's market here is selling Peach's and Pumkins. Maybe Peach owns the Pumkins...
 
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There's a real estate company in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Their sign, I kid you not (CCM has photographic proof, I'll ask him to dig it up).

Their company name is printed on realty signs, apparently in quantity:

BOOT REALITY

I hope against hope they meant to do it.
 
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So they give the old owners the boot to make space for the new?
 
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On the back page of the Jobs section in last Sunday's Grand Rapids Press, the Press had a half-page advertisement, the text of which was:
Get ahead.

If you're budget isn't stretched these days, lucky you. But if you're like most people, the prospect of saving money by using the coupons found in The Press every day is something to celebrate.

Grab your scissors because there's coupons to clip in today's Press to help you get ahead on your finances.
Hmmm. If I am budget isn't stretched? At least there is coupons.

Then again, perhaps that was a half-page advertisement for the position of copy editor. I am seriously thinking of inquiring about that.
 
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CatCareMan wrote :
Ask and ye shall receive, at least this time:

You know, they should totally work that name into a marketing campaign....
"Boot Reality. Let us help you buy the home of your dreams."
 
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