dahlimema is offline dahlimema Post #271  December 5,2009, 3:07pm
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As they strolled in central park with their flashlights hoping to find what they had lost. From behind a park bench out jumped SAL...and then
 
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BobinFla is offline BobinFla Post #272  December 5,2009, 9:40pm
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Both of them declare, "Why SAL, you look odd without any clothes, why are you like that?" and then...
 
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dahlimema is offline dahlimema Post #273  December 6,2009, 1:38am
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Sal replied nekked I'm not nekked this is painted on skin..and then
 
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tumbleweed is offline tumbleweed Post #274  December 6,2009, 8:08am
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everyone around figured out the there own cloths was just water based paint and then it started to rain,,,, and then
 
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RollingRock is offline RollingRock Post #275  December 6,2009, 6:26pm
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remembered to wear the jacket, but where is the event ?

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the CSC huzzies and keepers led the way to the closest hot tub for a margarita party and then
 
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they all jumped in and had a drink,, and then
 
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dahlimema is offline dahlimema Post #277  December 7,2009, 3:19pm
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all the paint came off thus revealing who they really were NOT SAL as first thought .....and then
 
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JerryC is offline JerryC Post #278  December 7,2009, 4:15pm
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they were led from the garden, and handed leaves of poison ivy to cover certain parts of their bodies which they couldn't touch in public, and then..
 
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winn is offline winn Post #279  December 7,2009, 8:14pm

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They realized that they were getting these funny red spots wherever the leaves touched the untouchable places on their bodies and they were oh so embarassed and afraid to scratch when everyone else was around and then...
 
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someone got this crazy idea to fill the hot tub instead with calomine lotion. And to the relief of everyone, the party continued for some time, and then ..
 
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