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Forcing her to eat an entire plate of Long Island oysters while watching Late Show with David Letterman....and then
 
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she threw up while watching Letterman. she quickly grabbed the remote and switched to Jimmy Kimmel - and then
 
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..."it was a dark and stormy night"...
 
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The wind was howling and there it was New Moon and then
 
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Chuck Heston fell to his knees by the head of the Statue of Liberty, pounded his fist on the sand and proclaimed "It's a mad house"!

"You blew it up, you damn dirty Sarah Palin Clone"!

"It's a mad house"!

And then.........................................
 
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Chuck,Sarah,Kimmel,Oprah all got together cuz they forgot the story line and the tabloids wanted them to get back on track and paid big money for pictures of ...and then
 
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The Inter-galactic Alternative Enquirer sent an assassin disguised as a reporter. She rid the Off-World of Sarah, Kimmel, and Oprah.

She spared Chuck, because she thought he was kind of cute.

And then..............................
 
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along came tumbleweed and said who is this chuck? and then said this thread isnt bib enough for the two of us,, and then
 
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Sarah,Kimmel and Oprah landed in the real world losing their status and the assassin and Chuck drove off in a chariot..... and then
 
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... in a Chariot of Fire (theme music playing), as the whole heavenly host of angels, witches, winged monkeys, leaping buck dancers & rocket-powered Elvis impersonators, all flew 'round about them, singing....
 
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