THX11386 is offline THX11386 Post #101  October 20,2009, 1:13pm
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The sky grew dark..................The humanoids shrieked, and ran in a panic. They scattered in every direction (stumbling over each other like a bunch of idiots). And then...............
 
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.... from out of the clouds, there boomed a deep voice, saying....
 
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JerryC is offline JerryC Post #103  October 20,2009, 6:18pm
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"Noah, How long can you tread water?" and then...
 
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Charlton Heston came out of thin and parted the waters for Noah and shouted, "Long live the NRA", and then.......
 
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JerryC parted the Red Sea and said after you... and then
 
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Spaceships appeared again! They almost looked like helicopters! The leader was a female that looked like Sarah Palin! She shouted "Long live the NRA" and started firing with her particle accelerator scope shot gun at the humanoids, screaming red faced "Watch me on Oprah you stupid, mindless, humanoids, with brains of mush!!!

And then.............................................. ..............
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John Wayne stepped out from behind the burning bush on the way to Fort Apache with some horse soldiers wearing yellow ribbons, and said "Hold it right there, Pilgrim." and then...
 
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...Chuck Heston and "the Duke" proceeded to overpower the evil Sarah Palin clone by....
 
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By tying her to the head of the Statue of Liberty protruding from the sand with yellow ribbons borrowed from the calvary, and then
 
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it began to snow and the sign went up saying "Do not eat the yellow snow" and then...
 
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