D_Lion is offline D_Lion Post #1  August 22,2009, 1:55pm
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- Ladies want to wring my neck - you have been warned!

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An armadillo has armor, which she uses to protect herself from nasty predators …
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meri75 is offline meri75 Post #2  August 22,2009, 2:27pm
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Perhaps she removes her armour voluntarily when the right male armadillo rocks up?
 
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last12C is offline last12C Post #3  August 22,2009, 2:58pm
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Try a can opener. I think I saw that in a cartoon once. It worked that time.
 
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D_Lion is offline D_Lion Post #4  August 22,2009, 3:11pm
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Now that's good advice!
 
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kibbie is offline kibbie Post #5  August 22,2009, 3:44pm
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If you run over it with the car, that would probably do it...
 
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WYskywatcher is offline WYskywatcher Post #6  August 22,2009, 4:13pm
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Scratch the back ever so slightly and whisper real soft into her ears...move very, very slowly...patience...sudden moves will cause her to open up and scratch your eyeballs out with those very sharp claws!
Last edited by WYskywatcher2; August 22,2009 at 5:14pm. Reason: it/her...personal is better.
 
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kibbie wrote :
If you run over it with the car, that would probably do it...
LMHO!
 
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Ciao_eh is offline Ciao_eh Post #8  August 22,2009, 4:44pm
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Is this a literal or a figurative question?
 
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WYskywatcher is offline WYskywatcher Post #9  August 22,2009, 5:03pm
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Ciao_eh wrote :
Is this a literal or a figurative question?
This is AAA Completely Stupid Conversations and the thread is coming from the frog so I'd vote literal. (Notice he liked the can opener idea. )

However, if you look hard enough you can probably find a bit of truth and wisdom even in a completely stupid conversation.
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littlebluemonkeymind is offline littlebluemonkeymind Post #10  August 22,2009, 5:28pm
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Roll her over onto her back. The belly is soft and vulnerable.

The conundrum is that, once you expose that vulnerability, you are responsible for its safety. You can be a steward or you can be a butcher.

Interesting, isn't it?
 
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