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Meh on the old guys wanting the young women. They're missing out on all the GREAT stuff WE have to offer. We know how to do things that make your eyes spin around in your head and your toes curl. So Tomcat THAT.
Per Benjamin Franklin on why older women are better than younger ones (emphases are mine):

1. Because they have more Knowledge of the world, and their Minds are better stored with Observations; their conversation is more improving, and more lastingly agreeable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Man, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a thousand Services, small and great, and are the most tender and useful of Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an Old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of children, which irregularly produced may be attended with much inconvenience.
4. Because through more Experience they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your reputation; and regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be inclined to excuse an old Woman, who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his manners by her good Councils, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part. The Face first grows lank and Wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever; so that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old one from a young one. And as in the Dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of Corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal and frequently superior; every Knack being by Practice capable by improvement.
6. Because the sin is less. The Debauching of a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend making an old Woman happy.
8. 8th & lastly. They are so grateful!!

So there you have it by the smartest of the geniuses who were this great country's founders. (Plus he was one of the greatest lechers of all time.)
 
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Once again, you should come to your Auntie for to have these things explained.

Boy cougars: bougars

Yes, I'm still quite medicated.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! coughcoughcoughcough.......
 
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They really call them "Dingoes"?

Now, I thought the origin of the "cougar" term came from women of a certain age who cleaned up real nice, worked out hard to keep their bodies lithe, and went out hunting at night for little sheep in the form of younger males--whose bodies they dragged off for their own purposes without remorse.

And I kinda got the feeling it really was about hunting men a whole lot younger. Five years isn't a whole lot, is it?

And the term I always heard for men was "old goat". Because goats like to...well, ... um.

Goats have scraggly beards, smell bad, have horns, and have no discrimination as to what may or may not be appropriate to mount.

Why "dingoes"? They run in packs, I thought? And I don't see an older man on the hunt doing so in a pack.

So I'm having an old lady moment--'splain to me slowly, kids, and speak loudly right into my hearing aid, k?

(purrrrRRrrrrRrrrr...yah, that's right, come a little closer...I can't quite hear you that far away....rrrrRRrrrr)
 
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Mokkesofie wrote :
Be careful with what you wish for TW
ya your right i shouldnt let my mind wonder off like that, last time i let my mind wonder it didnt come back for 3 days, and im still trying pay off what happened in those 3day and its been5 yearsall i know is it must have been great to cost so much
 
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ya your right i shouldnt let my mind wonder off like that, last time i let my mind wonder it didnt come back for 3 days, and im still trying pay off what happened in those 3day and its been5 yearsall i know is it must have been great to cost so much
Have you seen the movie, "The Hangover" yet? I think I know where your money went....
 
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Have you seen the movie, "The Hangover" yet? I think I know where your money went....
ok , so were keeping secrets from tw now at least tell me if i enjoyed it or not?
 
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You did, but we're still trying to figure out where you got the chicken

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Lostintranslation wrote :
Once again, you should come to your Auntie for to have these things explained.

Boy cougars: bougars

Yes, I'm still quite medicated.
5 stars for bougars!!!!!!!
 
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I agree!!!!!
 
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You did, but we're still trying to figure out where you got the chicken

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i think this is way to much info ,, i dont think i want to know the rest
 
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