Trikster is offline Trikster Post #1  August 8,2009, 12:04pm
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...Completely Shameless Cougar. I was having a bite at my favorite restaurant when walked in a nice looking lady, guessing she was in her mid to late 50's (but again, still very nice looking) with a guy about 27, maybe 30. At first I thought he was her son, but after getting a good look and watching how she "handled" him, nope, no way. It was like she was breaking a horse! He was very skittish at first (guessing he wasn't used to being out in public with someone that much older than him) but she started off slow, touching his arm lightly, "accidentally" brushing his shin with her foot... (I was sitting directly across from them, they came in right after I ordered, was like sitting courtside at a basketball game) This went on and on for a while, with her touches getting more personal and lasting longer. She worked up to rubbing his leg with her foot and sharing each others food (with her feeding him, chips/salsa/cheese crisp). Then when the main course came, she did something so calculated and innocent appearing, I almost applauded! She accidentally dropped something off her fork and it fell into a bowl of salsa, covering the guy in it. She reached over the table and "tried" to wipe some of it off (including some that was in his lap) and when it was clear that it wasn't going to come off...she set the hook. She told him that her place was close and she thought it would be a good idea to wash his clothes before the stain set. He fell for it, hook, line and sinker. "Yeah, OK...its my favorite shirt..." I hope he enjoyed his night, by the predatory gleam in her eyes, he was in for a long one.
 
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A huzzie after my own heart! Bless her devious little mind! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Wow........just ........whoa...........

Yikes, I do not like this. Predatory behavior in dating isn't attractive in men or women.
 
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jsbach wrote :
Wow........just ........whoa...........

Yikes, I do not like this. Predatory behavior in dating isn't attractive in men or women.
Not 100% sure I agree, but for the most part I do. You could tell what she wanted, it was very apparent, he was completely blind too it. Either that or he was one of the best actors I have ever seen. I will stick with clueless though, he didn't really carry himself as the brainy type. By the looks of things when I paid and left, he was certainly about to get an education though...
 
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Okay...you know there are cameras on cell phones...this post would be soooooo much better with a photo.
 
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Okay...you know there are cameras on cell phones...this post would be soooooo much better with a photo.
I know, I was sitting too close to get one without being caught. I did try, but every time my camera phone was out, she would keep glancing at me. Its like she knew... Didn't halt her activities, but she did give me the look, followed by a grin. She knew I knew what was up...
 
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RebornInFire wrote :
Okay...you know there are cameras on cell phones...this post would be soooooo much better with a photo.
No no NO! You know I don't photograph well!
 
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Trikster wrote :
...Completely Shameless Cougar. I was having a bite at my favorite restaurant when walked in a nice looking lady, guessing she was in her mid to late 50's (but again, still very nice looking) with a guy about 27, maybe 30. At first I thought he was her son, but after getting a good look and watching how she "handled" him, nope, no way. It was like she was breaking a horse! He was very skittish at first (guessing he wasn't used to being out in public with someone that much older than him) but she started off slow, touching his arm lightly, "accidentally" brushing his shin with her foot... (I was sitting directly across from them, they came in right after I ordered, was like sitting courtside at a basketball game) This went on and on for a while, with her touches getting more personal and lasting longer. She worked up to rubbing his leg with her foot and sharing each others food (with her feeding him, chips/salsa/cheese crisp). Then when the main course came, she did something so calculated and innocent appearing, I almost applauded! She accidentally dropped something off her fork and it fell into a bowl of salsa, covering the guy in it. She reached over the table and "tried" to wipe some of it off (including some that was in his lap) and when it was clear that it wasn't going to come off...she set the hook. She told him that her place was close and she thought it would be a good idea to wash his clothes before the stain set. He fell for it, hook, line and sinker. "Yeah, OK...its my favorite shirt..." I hope he enjoyed his night, by the predatory gleam in her eyes, he was in for a long one.
That is great...
 
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cwhite1028 wrote :
That is great...
Hey! Welcome cw! I see you're an Atlantan too! You should check out the M&G thread at the top of the CSC group discussions & tell me when is the best time for you to come.

BTW...my bark is worse than my byte!
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kibbie wrote :
Hey! Welcome cw! I see you're an Atlantan too! You should check out the M&G thread at the top of the CSC group discussions & tell me when is the best time for you to come.

BTW...my bark is worse than my byte!
Reason: Oh! Wait! Does that make me a dog?!?

a wolf?
 
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