cfibl is offline cfibl Post #1  August 8,2009, 9:29am
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Got this email the other day, and got a good laugh out of it:

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
Who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
Laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
And who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
And who likes tobe with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
Do not know each other.
 
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hogrally is offline hogrally Post #2  August 8,2009, 9:43am
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OHHH myyyyy
That should be under the heading...things that make you smile,,,,but shouldn't :-)
 
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AsianFusion is offline AsianFusion Post #3  August 8,2009, 11:15am
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It's probably best for him if they all know about each other and don't mind it at all.

In the old days, men in China were allowed to have as many wives as he could afford . . . actually, they called them "concumbine".
 
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It's probably best if they don't find out and buy superglue.
 
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cfibl is offline cfibl Post #5  August 8,2009, 12:40pm
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VB_Girl wrote :
It's probably best if they don't find out and buy superglue.
LOL. Yeah,I was thinking the same thing when I read the email!
 
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angelpoet is offline angelpoet Post #6  August 8,2009, 12:45pm
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VB_Girl wrote :
It's probably best if they don't find out and buy superglue.
or a very large kitchen knife...
 
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ThePriestess is offline ThePriestess Post #7  August 8,2009, 12:51pm
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Why only four?
 
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ThePriestess wrote :
Why only four?

Zoning laws?
 
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angelpoet is offline angelpoet Post #9  August 8,2009, 1:40pm
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how many would you like TP?
7 ? one for each day of the week?
 
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angelpoet wrote :
one for each day of the week?
That might be too repetitive ... how about one for each day of the month?
 
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