Lostintranslation is offline Lostintranslation Post #1  August 5,2009, 1:12pm
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I got some Pad Thai for lunch. I grabbed a fork from the drawer but found a plastic fork in the bag and used it instead since it was there and I wouldn't have to wash it. I took my drink back into the kitchen as well as the 1/2 eaten food and put it in the fridge. I forgot the fork and it sat next to my computer, perfectly clean.

Fast forward several hours.

My back itches.

The tines of the fork made for an excellent back scratcher.

I am guessing some people will be grossed out. But why? the fork is clean, my back is clean, the fork is now in the dishwasher. No one is the wiser... 'cept y'all know.
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fino4beat is offline fino4beat Post #2  August 5,2009, 1:15pm
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I've been known to keep eating something after shooing a cat or a dog (or Zulu) away from trying to steal it. And I kiss my horses on the lips.
 
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angelpoet is offline angelpoet Post #3  August 5,2009, 1:15pm
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did you have to attach it to a stick or could you just reach the itch?
 
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I talk to strange girls on the Internet. Lord knows that's probably neither wise nor safe.
 
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longsocks is offline longsocks Post #5  August 5,2009, 1:20pm
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CGeek wrote:
"I talk to strange girls on the Internet. Lord knows that's probably neither wise nor safe."

You should be careful....they could be 64 year old men or after all of your money.
 
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longsocks is offline longsocks Post #6  August 5,2009, 1:23pm
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I watch TMZ.

I'm think it makes me dumber, but it also cracks me up.

Those balance each other out, right?
 
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fino4beat is offline fino4beat Post #7  August 5,2009, 1:26pm
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longsocks wrote :
I watch TMZ.

I'm think it makes me dumber, but it also cracks me up.

Those balance each other out, right?
Do you ever watch "World's Dumbest..." ? Way dumb. But I never fail to snicker, lol.
 
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AsianFusion is offline AsianFusion Post #8  August 5,2009, 1:58pm
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Does kissing a furry alien count?
 
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When doing minor electric work like changing a switch or outlet, I check to see if the power is off by touching the two wires together instead of getting the voltage tester out. Sometimes that's a little exciting.
 
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HarryG is offline HarryG Post #10  August 5,2009, 2:14pm
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I eat 5-course meals in front of tigers at the zoo. Usually right in front of the "Do Not Feed or Tease The Animals" sign.

I also do the fork/back scratcher thing on occasion.
 
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