Lostintranslation is offline Lostintranslation Post #1  July 29,2009, 6:15am
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It has come to my attention that a great many of our American Keepers are going across the border - in more than one way.

If this situation continues we shall have to put an embargo on any further Keeper Migration until such time CANADA produces a few Keepers for our American Hussies.

That is all.

(this is completely light and humorous - if anyone has their panties in a wad, I suggest contacting the panty manufacturer for a replacement pair)
 
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Well, ladies, she didn't say anything about the Canadian Huzzies doing the migrating and the American Keepers staying put in the US of A! Follow me girls!

 
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What ever would you be talking about?
 
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Oh, BTW, the US population is 10 times that of Canada.

Let's see the proportion of REAL Keepers that are Canadian:

lly, Tymm, Trikster, Harry, Vaps, dwreese, kestral, rollingrock.

That looks like 2 out of 8 (25%). I think some more AMERICAN Keepers need to be properly certified.
 
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coffeegeek wrote :
What ever would you be talking about?
Never you mind....just go fill out that application pronto!
 
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MelinCali wrote :
Never you mind....just go fill out that application pronto!
I don't need an application. I play by my own rules
 
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It has come to my attention that a great many of our American Keepers are going across the border - in more than one way.
I hope this doesn't mean our Keepers are trying out a ghey lifestyle...do they sell Cherry Chapstick for men???
 
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coffeegeek wrote :
I don't need an application. I play by my own rules
Sorry, I didn't realize you wanted to play by yourself.
Last edited by MelinCali; July 29,2009 at 6:39am. Reason: Party Pooper!!!!
 
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I hope this doesn't mean our Keepers are trying out a ghey lifestyle...do they sell Cherry Chapstick for men???
LOL!!!!

I thought we established that Peppermint was the right flavour for that.
 
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LOL!!!!

I thought we established that Peppermint was the right flavour for that.
 
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