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As of today, the oppressive TEEP totalitarian regime has been overthrown and we are all free to indulge our most hedonistic fantasies of anarchy (well, you know, within the eHA guidelines). I, LBMM, have accomplished this for you, my people. Monetary bribes will be accepted forthwith...and chocolate is always appreciated. Don't do any damage that can't be fixed with duct tape and a smooch.

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What can I get in trade for some coulants au chocolat?
 
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coffeegeek wrote :
What can I get in trade for some coulants au chocolat?
Three dozen roly-poly bugs (alive), a mangy stray cat, and a 60s vintage fake leopard-skin swing coat. That's my best offer. Don't even try to negotiate.
 
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littlebluemonkeymind wrote :
Three dozen roly-poly bugs (alive), a mangy stray cat, and a 60s vintage fake leopard-skin swing coat. That's my best offer. Don't even try to negotiate.
*eats a coulant*

Thanks but no deal.

This is what you're missing : How to prepare a Coulant au Chocolat - Video - Sclipo
 
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Mokkesofie wrote :
Let the celebrations begin!
Great new photo, Mokke!
 
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coffeegeek wrote :
*eats a coulant*

Thanks but no deal.

This is what you're missing : How to prepare a Coulant au Chocolat - Video - Sclipo
This is a subverted form of chocolate. There is flour involved. Flour is an unneccessary addition to chocolate. It is a distraction from the glory that is chocolate.

YouTube - How to Make Flourless Chocolate Cake - From Sub-Zero/Wolf

I can have this done in just over an hour. You'll have to do better than that.
 
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littlebluemonkeymind wrote :
This is a subverted form of chocolate. There is flour involved. Flour is an unneccessary addition to chocolate. It is a distraction from the glory that is chocolate.

YouTube - How to Make Flourless Chocolate Cake - From Sub-Zero/Wolf

I can have this done in just over an hour. You'll have to do better than that.
The coulant is ideal though because it's dual function. When hot, it's like a little chocolate lava cake. When cooled in the fridge, it takes on the consistancy of light cheesecake. This recipe is unimpressive because 1. no cocoa powder = weaksauce 2. not blooming cocoa powder = you're missing out on the deep, sinful flavors of chocolate 3. Not tempering those eggs first is asking for scrambled eggs in your chocolate 4. using a $5 truffle to make your dessert better is cheating.

That's ok, you can not like my recipe. More for me...
 
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The coulant is ideal though because it's dual function. When hot, it's like a little chocolate lava cake. When cooled in the fridge, it takes on the consistancy of light cheesecake. This recipe is unimpressive because 1. no cocoa powder = weaksauce 2. not blooming cocoa powder = you're missing out on the deep, sinful flavors of chocolate 3. Not tempering those eggs first is asking for scrambled eggs in your chocolate 4. using a $5 truffle to make your dessert better is cheating.

That's ok, you can not like my recipe. More for me...
Well, I make mine with 77% dark cacao and a dusting of cocoa powder laced with chilies. I have never scrambled eggs in chocolate. I generally make either a fresh raspberry sauce or, on occasion, a sea-salt caramel sauce.

Cooled...eh? As in midnight snack? Hmmmmm....

Okay, I'll up the roly-polys to 5 dozen, double the stray cats, and I'll let you wear the swing coat. I will also consider a reasonable negotiation offer.
 
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