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View Poll Results: Which is your favorite look for Money?
The Sun God v2.0 2 11.11%
THIS IS SPARTA! 8 44.44%
The Esther Williams 7 38.89%
The Donald 1 5.56%
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Lostintranslation is offline Lostintranslation Post #1  June 17,2009, 9:26am
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You need a nurse to save your life!

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Dear Monkey,

Never let it be said I won't do whatever it takes to get you a job. I thought of everyone who is in need (sex, job, love, behaving horses, etc) during this. I'm telling you, this is some powerful stuff. I'm expecting big things.

First, you take an 8 foot green iguana named Money. Then you get some tinfoil. Everything else is magic.

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Sun God Deluxe, v2.0
 
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tell your 8 ft long friend to stop being cheap and buy the converter for digital tv lol
 
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THIS IS SPARTA!

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THIS IS SPARTA ... another view without my hand tickling his chin to get him to open his eyes...he really wanted to sleep
 
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Never let it be said I don't love you stoopids.

I'm gonna be scarcer and scarcer as time goes by... but you can always count on me in times of great need -- to be stoopid.
 
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LOL....I hope you know I'm downloading these and saving them for future mojo! It's so hard to choose but I think I'm going to go with SPARTA....and will cast my vote accordingly. The Esther Williams has a certain surreal appeal as well.

Those are some big-a$$ lizards, girl.

Love you back. No one can fail to hire me now. : )
 
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