zal is offline zal Post #1  June 1,2009, 4:40pm
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In the Chi Sun Times today there was a little story. Headline:
Man cuts off [11nth digit] to spite parents.

In Egypt a man apparently was upset because his parents wouldn't let him marry a woman from a lower social status. So, he thought, hmm....how would a rational adult handle this situation. And then he sliced off his dingus.

I thought stories like this only appeared in the Onion.

I must admit, it sounds like awesome advice for some of the fellows posting "out there".
 
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propanekid is offline propanekid Post #2  June 1,2009, 5:17pm
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Me smells a darwin award winner here.
 
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zal wrote :
dingus.
OMG, my dad used to use that term and I haven't heard it since 1969!
 
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All I can think is: baby ate my dingus.... instead of dingo ate my baby.
 
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OMG, my dad used to use that term and I haven't heard it since 1969!
LOL! Maybe zal is seriously lying about his age!
 
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I think I should be reading this Onion!
 
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MelinCali wrote :
I think I should be reading this Onion!
The Onion is just hilarious!
 
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zal is offline zal Post #8  June 1,2009, 5:59pm
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OMG, my dad used to use that term and I haven't heard it since 1969!
I was pretty sure that using the actual term would have gotten me modded and possibly banned.
 
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MelinCali wrote :
LOL! Maybe zal is seriously lying about his age!
Gab nabit, I knew I'd age myself!
 
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zal is offline zal Post #10  June 1,2009, 6:01pm
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MelinCali wrote :
I think I should be reading this Onion!
Here's the online version
www.theonion.com
 
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