Lostintranslation is offline Lostintranslation Post #1  May 30,2009, 6:10pm
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What would you like to be able to say when you close an eH match?

Die in a fire

You're dude 8,994,387 standing in front of his car I don't want to date.

I see your Harley, I'm still not impressed.

You're dude 8,994,387 holding a fish, DENIED!

You're dude 8,994,387 who lists 'air' on his can't live withouts. I die a little inside everytime I read that.

I'd rather date the dead deer.


... anyone else?
 
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Lostintranslation wrote :
What would you like to be able to say when you close an eH match?

Die in a fire

You're dude 8,994,387 standing in front of his car I don't want to date.

I see your Harley, I'm still not impressed.

You're dude 8,994,387 holding a fish, DENIED!

You're dude 8,994,387 who lists 'air' on his can't live withouts. I die a little inside everytime I read that.

I'd rather date the dead deer.


... anyone else?
Dude, put a shirt on and get out of the bathroom with your camera phone. But I still wouldn't date you.
 
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NEXT!
 
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MelinCali is offline MelinCali Post #4  May 30,2009, 6:18pm
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I'd rather date the other guys in your group photos.
 
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You're man number 8,987,689,534 who cannot afford a shirt or does not have the sense to put one on....DENIED
 
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1. Who do you think you're kidding?!?
2. "Open Communication" means we BOTH communicate.
3. Although you say the thing you want people to notice about you is your "Love of ivy plants," we really know it's your devotion to African Violets.
4. Who do you think you're kidding?
5. Furry, half naked bathroom pictures mean you are way too much man for me !
6. Perhaps you shouldn't have told me of the three or four death threats you receive every week. (Were these from women---maybe?)
7. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING?!?
 
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You're dude 8,994,387 who lists 'sushi' on his can't live withouts. I throw up a little in my mouth everytime I read that.
Last edited by MelinCali; May 30,2009 at 6:26pm. Reason: Could be a California thing! A ridiculous number of my matches have it!!!
 
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MelinCali wrote :
I'd rather date the other guys in your group photos.
What if the other guy is his identical twin brother?
I'm not making this up. This did happen to me!
 
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MelinCali is offline MelinCali Post #9  May 30,2009, 6:28pm
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I am not ready to find a work-out buddy at this time.
 
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jsbach wrote :
What if the other guy is his identical twin brother?
I'm not making this up. This did happen to me!
LOL!! How did you know you preferred his twin if they were identical?
 
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