deedles253 is offline deedles253 Post #1  March 4,2009, 8:54pm
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So I'm finishing up my last clinicals to be a nursing assistant. To do our rounds, I was paired up with a pregnant girl... well, she found out she was pregnant ONE WEEK ago, which means she is about.. what, 4 or 5 weeks pregnant?


After 4 weeks of pregnancy... would you really honestly:


A) Almost barf or faint at every little smell?


B) Have swollen feet?


C) Not able to eat anything because it tastes bad? (And the only thing she can eat is pizza)


D) Have a bloated stomach?


E) Have b00bs that feel like watermelons?


F) Feel the need to talk about how you feel so in pain/aching/different/excited/scared/blah or what your baby's name is or how you are sure that it is a girl (it has to be a girl!) or blahblahblahblahblah every three seconds?


G) Blame every little twinge of emotion on the little raisin-sized bugger in your belly?


H) Baby talk EVERYBODY. Seriously, I think she called me a "honey pookie bear baby booo" in that really annoying baby-voice today. She even baby-talks the elderly residents. RAAAARRR!!!


*sigh*. I'm the only unmarried/non-pregnant person in my class except for a guy my age, and I'm feeling baby talked out of my comfort zone.


Is every pregnant woman this sensitive? Or do I have right to believe that she is milking it?


I've never been pregnant so I wouldn't know.
 
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deedles253, wrote :

So I'm finishing up my last clinicals to be a nursing assistant. To do our rounds, I was paired up with a pregnant girl... well, she found out she was pregnant ONE WEEK ago, which means she is about.. what, 4 or 5 weeks pregnant?


After 4 weeks of pregnancy... would you really honestly:


A) Almost barf or faint at every little smell?


B) Have swollen feet?


C) Not able to eat anything because it tastes bad? (And the only thing she can eat is pizza)


D) Have a bloated stomach?


E) Have b00bs that feel like watermelons?


F) Feel the need to talk about how you feel so in pain/aching/different/excited/scared/blah or what your baby's name is or how you are sure that it is a girl (it has to be a girl!) or blahblahblahblahblah every three seconds?


G) Blame every little twinge of emotion on the little raisin-sized bugger in your belly?


H) Baby talk EVERYBODY. Seriously, I think she called me a "honey pookie bear baby booo" in that really annoying baby-voice today. She even baby-talks the elderly residents. RAAAARRR!!!


*sigh*. I'm the only unmarried/non-pregnant person in my class except for a guy my age, and I'm feeling baby talked out of my comfort zone.


Is every pregnant woman this sensitive? Or do I have right to believe that she is milking it?


I've never been pregnant so I wouldn't know.

No, that sounds just about right.. I know that's just how I felt the last time I was pregnant..
 
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Thank you Roger. I'll start being nice to her, just cause you say so.
 
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Well, I've never been pregnant either, but I am of the opinion that she's milking it. That's a bit much this early on, although I do know that women get some excited about being pregnant! Is this her first kid? If so, that might explain some of it!Wait till she's on the third or fourth! Based on my observation, the bon vivant generally dissipates over time and after multiple pregnancies!!
 
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rogerlee5,516233 wrote :


deedles253, wrote :


So I'm finishing up my last clinicals to be a nursing assistant. To do our rounds, I was paired up with a pregnant girl... well, she found out she was pregnant ONE WEEK ago, which means she is about.. what, 4 or 5 weeks pregnant?


After 4 weeks of pregnancy... would you really honestly:


A) Almost barf or faint at every little smell?


B) Have swollen feet?


C) Not able to eat anything because it tastes bad? (And the only thing she can eat is pizza)


D) Have a bloated stomach?


E) Have b00bs that feel like watermelons?


F) Feel the need to talk about how you feel so in pain/aching/different/excited/scared/blah or what your baby's name is or how you are sure that it is a girl (it has to be a girl!) or blahblahblahblahblah every three seconds?


G) Blame every little twinge of emotion on the little raisin-sized bugger in your belly?


H) Baby talk EVERYBODY. Seriously, I think she called me a "honey pookie bear baby booo" in that really annoying baby-voice today. She even baby-talks the elderly residents. RAAAARRR!!!


*sigh*. I'm the only unmarried/non-pregnant person in my class except for a guy my age, and I'm feeling baby talked out of my comfort zone.


Is every pregnant woman this sensitive? Or do I have right to believe that she is milking it?


I've never been pregnant so I wouldn't know.





No, that sounds just about right.. I know that's just how I felt the last time I was pregnant..


Roflmao! Roger, did they shave your baby at birth, or wait a day?
 
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lindseyk,516241 wrote :

Well, I've never been pregnant either, but I am of the opinion that she's milking it. That's a bit much this early on, although I do know that women get some excited about being pregnant! Is this her first kid? If so, that might explain some of it!Wait till she's on the third or fourth! Based on my observation, the bon vivant generally dissipates over time and after multiple pregnancies!!
Yeah it is her first pregnancy. It was kind of a whoops. Well, she wanted to be pregnant, he didn't... so she hijacked the birth control method. Gotta love women.
 
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Was it Celine Dion?? Pregnant Diva... yikes! But I must admit I resent women who loooove being pregnant. I always felt horrible.
 
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Tyym,516247 wrote :

rogerlee5,516233 wrote :


deedles253, wrote :


So I'm finishing up my last clinicals to be a nursing assistant. To do our rounds, I was paired up with a pregnant girl... well, she found out she was pregnant ONE WEEK ago, which means she is about.. what, 4 or 5 weeks pregnant?


After 4 weeks of pregnancy... would you really honestly:


A) Almost barf or faint at every little smell?


B) Have swollen feet?


C) Not able to eat anything because it tastes bad? (And the only thing she can eat is pizza)


D) Have a bloated stomach?


E) Have b00bs that feel like watermelons?


F) Feel the need to talk about how you feel so in pain/aching/different/excited/scared/blah or what your baby's name is or how you are sure that it is a girl (it has to be a girl!) or blahblahblahblahblah every three seconds?


G) Blame every little twinge of emotion on the little raisin-sized bugger in your belly?


H) Baby talk EVERYBODY. Seriously, I think she called me a "honey pookie bear baby booo" in that really annoying baby-voice today. She even baby-talks the elderly residents. RAAAARRR!!!


*sigh*. I'm the only unmarried/non-pregnant person in my class except for a guy my age, and I'm feeling baby talked out of my comfort zone.


Is every pregnant woman this sensitive? Or do I have right to believe that she is milking it?


I've never been pregnant so I wouldn't know.





No, that sounds just about right.. I know that's just how I felt the last time I was pregnant..


Roflmao! Roger, did they shave your baby at birth, or wait a day?
I just had a comment come to mind that even my internal censor thinks might be questionable....
 
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deedles, I've never been pregnant, but I do know that for many women, morning sickness is worst at the beginning. And since this is fairly new to her, the excitement is probably ultra- high. I think that may moderate with time.
 
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deedles253, wrote :

So I'm finishing up my last clinicals to be a nursing assistant. To do our rounds, I was paired up with a pregnant girl... well, she found out she was pregnant ONE WEEK ago, which means she is about.. what, 4 or 5 weeks pregnant?


After 4 weeks of pregnancy... would you really honestly:


A) Almost barf or faint at every little smell?


I didn't have that at all.


B) Have swollen feet?


In the 8th month, yes.


C) Not able to eat anything because it tastes bad? (And the only thing she can eat is pizza)


She just wants some pizza. Excuses??


D) Have a bloated stomach?


Nope, it was full of the baby.


E) Have b00bs that feel like watermelons?


Yep, gets worse when there's milk in there after the birth.


F) Feel the need to talk about how you feel so in pain/aching/different/excited/scared/blah or what your baby's name is or how you are sure that it is a girl (it has to be a girl!) or blahblahblahblahblah every three seconds?


Nope, not at all. She's a drama queen. What is she going to do if it's not a girl? Return it back to the womb or perform a sex change operation?


G) Blame every little twinge of emotion on the little raisin-sized bugger in your belly?


Nope, can't say that I did that until I gave birth.


H) Baby talk EVERYBODY. Seriously, I think she called me a "honey pookie bear baby booo" in that really annoying baby-voice today. She even baby-talks the elderly residents. RAAAARRR!!!


Oh, for crying out loud. That is so boring. And stoopy.


*sigh*. I'm the only unmarried/non-pregnant person in my class except for a guy my age, and I'm feeling baby talked out of my comfort zone.


Well, I've already had kids and I'm out of my comfort zone after reading about this crybaby...


Is every pregnant woman this sensitive? Or do I have right to believe that she is milking it?


No. She's a wussy... she is milking it big time. I really can't stand whiners....


I've never been pregnant so I wouldn't know.


That's a good thing. When you're ready, you'll be ready.
So I'm finishing up my last clinicals to be a nursing assistant. To do our rounds, I was paired up with a pregnant girl... well, she found out she was pregnant ONE WEEK ago, which means she is about.. what, 4 or 5 weeks pregnant?


After 4 weeks of pregnancy... would you really honestly:


A) Almost barf or faint at every little smell?


I didn't have that at all.


B) Have swollen feet?


In the 8th month, yes.


C) Not able to eat anything because it tastes bad? (And the only thing she can eat is pizza)


She just wants some pizza. Excuses??


D) Have a bloated stomach?


Nope, it was full of the baby.


E) Have b00bs that feel like watermelons?


Yep, gets worse when there's milk in there after the birth.


F) Feel the need to talk about how you feel so in pain/aching/different/excited/scared/blah or what your baby's name is or how you are sure that it is a girl (it has to be a girl!) or blahblahblahblahblah every three seconds?


Nope, not at all. She's a drama queen. What is she going to do if it's not a girl? Return it back to the womb or perform a sex change operation?


G) Blame every little twinge of emotion on the little raisin-sized bugger in your belly?


Nope, can't say that I did that until I gave birth.


H) Baby talk EVERYBODY. Seriously, I think she called me a "honey pookie bear baby booo" in that really annoying baby-voice today. She even baby-talks the elderly residents. RAAAARRR!!!


Oh, for crying out loud. That is so boring. And stoopy.


*sigh*. I'm the only unmarried/non-pregnant person in my class except for a guy my age, and I'm feeling baby talked out of my comfort zone.


Well, I've already had kids and I'm out of my comfort zone after reading about this crybaby...


Is every pregnant woman this sensitive? Or do I have right to believe that she is milking it?


No. She's a wussy... she is milking it big time. I really can't stand whiners....


I've never been pregnant so I wouldn't know.


That's a good thing. When you're ready, you'll be ready.
 
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