peg099 is offline peg099 Post #51  March 5,2009, 10:54am
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week of March 16th okay with you?


Sure! Anything particularly significant about that week?


Nope. I was just "testing" you. The dating forum taught me women are supposed to do that, so I figured I'd practice.


Good plan!


Can I use you as a practice partner? I'm no good at that kind of stuff!


of course! I'm always good as a practice dummy. Or any other kind of dummy really.
If I have to rely on you being a dummy, I'm in big trouble!!
 
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rogerlee5,516182 wrote :

peg099,516151 wrote :


StatGamer,516055 wrote :


peg099,516041 wrote :


StatGamer,516034 wrote :


week of March 16th okay with you?


Sure! Anything particularly significant about that week?


Nope. I was just "testing" you. The dating forum taught me women are supposed to do that, so I figured I'd practice.


Good plan!


Can I use you as a practice partner? I'm no good at that kind of stuff!


Ok, it's time for a professional bear avoider to set you all straight on the ins and outs of polar bear etiquette.. I is edjukated in it.. Now, first off, the polarus bearius can't see worth spit.. Second, the polarus bearius can hear and smell things that we couldn't see.. And third, polarus beariuses are very curious, second only in nature to homo sapienus femalius..


Soooo, with these facts in hand, the polarus bearius will hear you from a distance so great that you will not see him.. Being curious, he will circle around you to get down wind so that great large smeller on his face will find your scent and he will know whether there is a possibility for lunch.. Then he will approach to get close enough to see you..


While there are stop gap measures that might dissuade him/her, the most tried and true method of avoiding an attack on your person, is to have someone with you that cannot run as fast as you can.. It is a technical term in the industry, but we call that person, "the sandwich.."
Pete and Joewere camping for a week of camping in bear country. Pete packed a pair of running shoes in his pack to have in the tent with him at night.


Amused,Joe said. "What, you think you can run faster than a bear?"


"No," Pete said. "But I know that I can run faster than you."


It's kind of a stupid joke, but it gets the point across.


Polar bears are my favourite animal...thanks for the information, Roger.
 
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