fino4beat is offline fino4beat Post #221  February 24,2009, 5:15pm
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D_Lion,503533 wrote :

We need a few more,


to run up the score.


Please help me deduce,


is it better to seduce,


or employ the draft?


To help with this craft?
When you said "seduce,"


My brain, it got loose


Now rhyming's a chore


Talk seduction some more!
 
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HarryG is offline HarryG Post #222  February 24,2009, 5:27pm
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angelpoet,503498 wrote :

HarryG,502758 wrote :


angelpoet,502142 wrote :


HarryG,501877 wrote :


Suddenly, I let out a shrill cry and a gasp


I felt LBMM's finger in my...assets.


"Oh, pardon me"-she said-"And stop your crying."


"All I wanted was to keep this thread from dying"





She removed her digit...with a loud "Pop"


Just as I was about to say "don't stop".


So, I sighed and decided to make a rhyme


Hoping that LBMM will return in time.





AP seems bemused


by words that I used


Her shock was expressed in that frame.


But I want to assure


that I haven't turned boor


My libido is often untame.





Im laughing soo much...


my composure is such...


I fear I will fall on the floor.


and there I will lay...


giggling all day....


while the cat and the dog run away...
If you would like something more


while you lay laughing on the floor


Perhaps (if you would like) I can fill that roll.


By your side I will kneel


Perhaps I can make you squeal


Oops-my libido again is out of control.





[Harry scurries away to take a snow bath]
 
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HarryG is offline HarryG Post #223  February 24,2009, 5:33pm
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Not trying to be silly or too fussy


But its hard to remain in control


when you are surrounded by attractive Huzzy.
 
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Lostintranslation is offline Lostintranslation Post #224  February 24,2009, 6:25pm
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It is the nature of the hussy


To make a man feel fuzzy


We are instinctivewith touch


On your yarbles and such


We delight in your moans


and the tingle in your bones


touch us back, you will see


our shoulder, back of knee


we will writhe with pleasure


and return with double measure
 
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hogrally is offline hogrally Post #225  February 24,2009, 6:43pm
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Lostintranslation,503676 wrote :

It is the nature of the hussy


To make a man feel fuzzy


We are instinctivewith touch


On your yarbles and such


We delight in your moans


and the tingle in your bones


touch us back, you will see


our shoulder, back of knee


we will writhe with pleasure


and return with double measure

To A hussy's nekkid form


do our CSC men swarm


Since we out number them...


We must treat them like gems.
 
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D_Lion is offline D_Lion Post #226  February 24,2009, 6:45pm
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LiT has come back,


so we’re on the right track;


just need to build up some steam,


to fulfill my one little dream,


(no not that one &hellip


for a bigthread that is fun!
 
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clearlyoblique is offline clearlyoblique Post #227  February 24,2009, 7:11pm
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We'll get on your case


Till we see your real face


You claim you're shy


The harder we try


The longer the ride


So why do you hide?
 
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angelpoet is offline angelpoet Post #228  February 24,2009, 10:00pm
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do I bid all good night


with wishes sleep tight...


may dreams be so sweet...


til tomorrow we meet?
 
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jsbach is offline jsbach Post #229  February 24,2009, 10:34pm
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Aren't those little cartoonies ever so cute?


So fasinating even when they're mute!


I could sit and watch them all day


They run, cry, and have crazy play!
 
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Oh Froggie, dear Froggie


where have you all gone?


It's a dull Wednesday morning


and I'm here all alone...
 
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