saulgoode is offline saulgoode Post #1  December 29,2008, 7:06am
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All right, here's the deal. It's a dress-up doll, and you get to make him/her into whatever you like, but all you have are clothes and accessories.


No personality. Body's a perfect 6' guy, lean and cut, or a 5'6" woman, lean and perky. Skin/hair/eye color are irrelevant, pick what you want.


Just clothes, hairstyle, and so forth.


For instance, ladies, here are some details that you can add:


Facial hair, yes/no? Goatee or beard? Does he shave his chest like Ken, or is he a hairy 1968 GI Joe in camo pants and dirty jungle boots?


Boots or loafers? Suit or blue denim work shirt? Cap, cowboy hat, or bare-headed? Nothing but Red lifeguard Speedos?


I'd put my girl in a pink string bikini, with her hair pulled back in a loose ponytail.


For dates, she'd wear a black dress with string straps, and medium-heel, open-toed sandals, a marriage between casual and formal. Beneath would be a blackG for undies. Hair would be loose, wavy but not curled, and she wouldn't need much makeup. She'd have french manicured nails both toes and hands.


For casual days, she'd wear a white tee shirt, one of those that's kinda tight, thin, (it's summertime), and either a pair of jeans or some athletic shorts, with non-trendy tennis shoes. Ponytail througha ballcap. She'd have gentletan-lines from the pink bikini.


For winter, she'd havea red coat with an off-white scarf and red leather gloves, black leather boots, and jeans. She'd wear her hair down, straight, maybe with a head-band to protect her ears, or a cap.


She'down a pink convertible Ferrari, but wouldn't drive it much. Instead, she'd tool around with me in my blackMarine-issueHumvee.


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DennisWisconsin is offline DennisWisconsin Post #2  December 29,2008, 9:26am
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saulgoode, wrote :


All right, here's the deal. It's a dress-up doll, and you get to make him/her into whatever you like, but all you have are clothes and accessories.


Can we burn someone at the stake instead? I was kind of looking forward to that...
 
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Ok; can I choose just one outfit for now???


Since you manufactored the doll; I can't change it to my body type prefence; I'll deal. Dark hair, dark eyes; on a big fluffy bed with hand cuffs already attached.


That's really all I want for right now, thanks. =)
 
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You people are sick. Sick sick sick.





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I just want to know if you've been visiting the Real Dolls website (hey, don't blame me for knowing about it - TP mentioned it, and of course I HAD to Google it......)
 
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I'd sure take a G.I. Joe right now. I'd command him to go kick some a s s for me. Then he could come home and we could play Doctor. Yes, that sounds like the hallucination...er...fantasy that I'm going to go with.
 
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fino4beat,400638 wrote :

I just want to know if you've been visiting the Real Dolls website (hey, don't blame me for knowing about it - TP mentioned it, and of course I HAD to Google it......)
No, but Bro says she'd probably be the perfect woman for me.


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saulgoode,400688 wrote :

fino4beat,400638 wrote :


I just want to know if you've been visiting the Real Dolls website (hey, don't blame me for knowing about it - TP mentioned it, and of course I HAD to Google it......)


No, but Bro says she'd probably be the perfect woman for me.


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I thought they were kinda creepy. And the "satisfied customer" section, lordie. They actually sent PICTURES of their dollies all dressed up. Um, much like your original post, lol. The most hilarious one was one dude who sent 3 or 4 pics of his dollie, all on the same bed. The bed, mind you, looked to be a mattress and box spring on the floor, no headboard, no foot board, no visible artwork on what walls you could see, just these mattresses with a comfortor tossed over and two pillows. That didn't remotely match the comfortor. And a $6000 dollie. Guess we know where he spends HIS money. Um, ick.
 
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I'll play dress up games with guys who have a pulse but never with dollies...ewwwwwwww.
 
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Oh man, am I niave or what; I didn't think people actually had those kinds of dolls. That's just, well, eeeewwwww.


Saul; your bro is wrong. Don't resort to plastic women. There's a real one who will model a pink g for ya and be able to appreciate your, umm, attentions and witty writing, too.


wanders off, wondering what the h**l else she doesn't know that she may need to watch out for in a guy she may date.......
 
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