cuda_one is offline cuda_one Post #1  January 23,2010, 12:53am
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Has this been discussed lately? I would like to hear some of the best/worst you've encountered.
 
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richey is offline richey Post #2  January 23,2010, 5:48pm
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1. Baby I wish you were the bell tower so i could bang you by the hour.

2. *pulling up next to car with a woman* scuse me.. but would you have any grey poup........ whoa! nice rack!"

3. Scuse me, but could you help me figure out what cup size my hands are?

(It's funny, a good friend and I hung out one day while she was in town and our entire day ended up being coming up with pick up lines.... oh man I've never laughed so hard lol).

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richey wrote :
1. Baby I wish you were the bell tower so i could bang you by the hour.

2. *pulling up next to car with a woman* scuse me.. but would you have any grey poup........ whoa! nice rack!"

3. Scuse me, but could you help me figure out what cup size my hands are?

(It's funny, a good friend and I hung out one day while she was in town and our entire day ended up being coming up with pick up lines.... oh man I've never laughed so hard lol).

Richey
I like #3... I'd never USE it, because I have an aversion to getting my a.ss kicked, but... That's pretty funny.
 
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Are your legs tired? You've been running through my dreams all night...

Weird Al has a whole song devoted to this to the tune of "Wanna b ur lover":


"I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?

I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice

I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare

You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms

You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?

My love for you'd like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire

I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it

Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...

II wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you

I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh


There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?

You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb

I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom

Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy"
 
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gcoleman99 wrote :
I like #3... I'd never USE it, because I have an aversion to getting my a.ss kicked, but... That's pretty funny.
I tested #3 out on 2 girls alrady.. they both loved it!!!!! Said it woulda won them over! lol.. (but 1 is cheating.. she was my gf) lol.

I'm definitely going to use it someday! You should too!

Richey
 
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richey wrote :
I tested #3 out on 2 girls alrady.. they both loved it!!!!! Said it woulda won them over! lol.. (but 1 is cheating.. she was my gf) lol.

I'm definitely going to use it someday! You should too!

Richey
I think I'll use it ONLY if I know I won't get my nuts caved in!
 
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Do you have freckles everywhere?
 
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Wear a cup. Come on! Have a pair! lol.... j/k
So far it's gotten very positive results

Richey
 
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I like the cup size thing. My ex Fath-in-law used to go to the maniquines in stores and do that to get cup right
 
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I have to use the freckles one now!
 
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