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"Daddy, why do I only have one ball?"

"Because you were born with vericocele. They had to take one out."

"Oh."

"We can have one put in later, if you want. A prosthetic."

"Will I need stitches?"

"Yep. But it's a small--"

"Forget it. No way. I don't want a prosthetic... what's a prosthetic?"

"It's a fake testicle."

"Oh. What's a testicle?"

"It's your ball. The vericocele's hereditary. I have the same thing."

"So you don't have two?"

"I have two, but a guy I knew in college just had one. He lost one in a car accident. He was jacking up his car and the jack hit him in the groin, popped one like a grape."

"That's funny."

"Not really. He passed out it hurt so bad. But at least you can still have kids when you have just one."

"Boys can have kids, too?"

"Um. Yeah. Sorta."

"Was it a boy or a girl?"

"Was what a boy or a girl?"

"The guy from college. Did he lose a boy ball or a girl ball?"

"Um. Both, I guess."

"I thought he just lost one."

"You can have both."

"Oh. So girls have a pen.is, too?"

"No. Does Daisy have a pen.is?"

"Yes." Laughs. "So does mommy. It's a big hairy one. It's as big as Nicki's head. Big as the whole world."

"Nicki's a dog. He has a pen.is."

"So what do girls have?"

"Um. Something else."

"What then?"

"Nothing. Girls have nothing."

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- November 2nd, 2009, 06:25 pm
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Aw, Saul! You handled that well! LOL!
- November 2nd, 2009, 07:41 pm
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Hey saul,

If one of mine is bigger than the other two is that normal? Or should I see a doctor?
- November 3rd, 2009, 05:09 am
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You wanna play doctor with me?
- November 4th, 2009, 06:36 am
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timeless2 wrote :
You wanna play doctor with me?
I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look.

(Saw that on a t-shirt this weekend... great, huh).


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- November 4th, 2009, 11:57 am
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Aww, that was a perfect opportunity for you to tell Saul Jr about va-gee-nah.

Cute.
- November 5th, 2009, 09:19 pm
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