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Oh goodie, I love new ways to take in candy. You better put a lot in my drink, I have a sweet tooth.


Oh and about the knife, totally a good idea. Wouldn't want to worry those furry little squirrels. Did I mention I have some night blindness so I wont be able to run away very fast if any of those crazy people approach us so I totally blindly trust you to protect me. [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-innocent.gif[/img]


Trust me, this is the best candy ever. It's very relaxing and you may even feel like taking a nap. It's good to take naps before hiking in the woods and it works out to because you can sleep in the back of the van until we get there.


Don't worry about running away. If someone is coming we will just be really quiet and hide behind a bush or else in the whole I dug. It works best if I put some duct tape over your mouth, just to be sure you don't accidently make any noise.
You are so thoughtful and smart. And all the other girls said you were creepy. What do they know? Duct tape is such a good idea because I have been known to open my mouth at the oddest times....... oh wait, TOTALLY different topic.
 
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Lace23,238268 wrote :

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Oh goodie, I love new ways to take in candy. You better put a lot in my drink, I have a sweet tooth.


Oh and about the knife, totally a good idea. Wouldn't want to worry those furry little squirrels. Did I mention I have some night blindness so I wont be able to run away very fast if any of those crazy people approach us so I totally blindly trust you to protect me. [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-innocent.gif[/img]


Trust me, this is the best candy ever. It's very relaxing and you may even feel like taking a nap. It's good to take naps before hiking in the woods and it works out to because you can sleep in the back of the van until we get there.


Don't worry about running away. If someone is coming we will just be really quiet and hide behind a bush or else in the whole I dug. It works best if I put some duct tape over your mouth, just to be sure you don't accidently make any noise.


You are so thoughtful and smart. And all the other girls said you were creepy. What do they know? Duct tape is such a good idea because I have been known to open my mouth at the oddest times....... oh wait, TOTALLY different topic.
Yeah, those other girls don't know the real me. When I take them out I usually end up coming home alone. It's OK though, because I have a manequin that I talk to at home. I also enjoy scribbling random thoughts into a journal. This is before I light candles and unwind in a nice bubble bath while listening to my Kenny G records.
 
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Yeah, those other girls don't know the real me. When I take them out I usually end up coming home alone. It's OK though, because I have a manequin that I talk to at home. I also enjoy scribbling random thoughts into a journal. This is before I light candles and unwind in a nice bubble bath while listening to my Kenny G records.
Wait. Kenny G? That is a little weird, gotta be honest with you. And here I thought you were so normal.
 
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Yeah, those other girls don't know the real me. When I take them out I usually end up coming home alone. It's OK though, because I have a manequin that I talk to at home. I also enjoy scribbling random thoughts into a journal. This is before I light candles and unwind in a nice bubble bath while listening to my Kenny G records.


Wait. Kenny G? That is a little weird, gotta be honest with you. And here I thought you were so normal.
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Now, would it make you feel better if I told you what a nice outfit you are wearing today? I was watching you through the window with some binoculars.
 
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Lace23,238291 wrote :

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Yeah, those other girls don't know the real me. When I take them out I usually end up coming home alone. It's OK though, because I have a manequin that I talk to at home. I also enjoy scribbling random thoughts into a journal. This is before I light candles and unwind in a nice bubble bath while listening to my Kenny G records.


Wait. Kenny G? That is a little weird, gotta be honest with you. And here I thought you were so normal.
what's weirder is that he said records. [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-laughing.gif[/img]
 
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Pwnd,238294 wrote :

Lace23,238291 wrote :


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Yeah, those other girls don't know the real me. When I take them out I usually end up coming home alone. It's OK though, because I have a manequin that I talk to at home. I also enjoy scribbling random thoughts into a journal. This is before I light candles and unwind in a nice bubble bath while listening to my Kenny G records.


Wait. Kenny G? That is a little weird, gotta be honest with you. And here I thought you were so normal.


I AM NORMAL!!!!!!





Now, would it make you feel better if I told you what a nice outfit you are wearing today? I was watching you through the window with some binoculars.
Binoculars or telescope? Cause one just means you aren't trying hard enough and the other means you're interested.
 
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curiousme5,238300 wrote :

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Yeah, those other girls don't know the real me. When I take them out I usually end up coming home alone. It's OK though, because I have a manequin that I talk to at home. I also enjoy scribbling random thoughts into a journal. This is before I light candles and unwind in a nice bubble bath while listening to my Kenny G records.


Wait. Kenny G? That is a little weird, gotta be honest with you. And here I thought you were so normal.


what's weirder is that he said records. [img]library/editor/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-laughing.gif[/img]
Totally missed that. But you're right.
 
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Lace23,238307 wrote :

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Yeah, those other girls don't know the real me. When I take them out I usually end up coming home alone. It's OK though, because I have a manequin that I talk to at home. I also enjoy scribbling random thoughts into a journal. This is before I light candles and unwind in a nice bubble bath while listening to my Kenny G records.


Wait. Kenny G? That is a little weird, gotta be honest with you. And here I thought you were so normal.


I AM NORMAL!!!!!!





Now, would it make you feel better if I told you what a nice outfit you are wearing today? I was watching you through the window with some binoculars.


Binoculars or telescope? Cause one just means you aren't trying hard enough and the other means you're interested.
Well, unfortunatley the telescope doesn't fit in the van. I mainly use it to spy on my nieghbors. They have a swimming pool. The binoculars have non relective lenses though, so that's gotta count for something right? I didn't just pick up a pair for 20 bucks at Wallmart. That's not how I roll.
 
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Well, unfortunatley the telescope doesn't fit in the van. I mainly use it to spy on my nieghbors. They have a swimming pool. The binoculars have non relective lenses though, so that's gotta count for something right? I didn't just pick up a pair for 20 bucks at Wallmart. That's not how I roll.
Well at least you're putting some time and effort into it so that works for me. But really, Kenny G? Dude.


I guess at least you bring candy so it's all good.
 
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i have studied sex offenders, and it is proven that people with this sort of behavior and past offenses usually try to find ways to be around children. they usually seem overly interested in them. for example, many try to date single mothers in order to have access to their children.


i would really think this through if i were you.
 
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