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KungFuFtr is offline KungFuFtr Post #21  February 3,2011, 12:24pm
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I just saved a bundle on child support by switching to condoms!

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Dear Parent,

I realize your child's fever may be scary... but seriously, does it justify a visit to the ER. Such a visit just exposes your child to more harsh pathogens. Did it also justify a $500 ambulance ride too? They make these wonderful products known as tylenol, motrin and thermometers. These products work great when you follow their instructions. I know these products seem rather expensive; however, you have an iphone 4 and some very nice ring-tones and you reek of cigarettes. I'm sure you could find the money somewhere.
 
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MicMan is offline MicMan Post #22  February 5,2011, 11:24am
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is living life to 83% of its normal capacity.

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Dear Mother Nature,

Stop it! First, a half inch of ice that completely ground the area to a halt for several days. Some people still don't have power back and may be in the dark for a week.

Now, your "light dusting" of snow overnight has turned into a surprise 4-6 inches and another winter weather advisory. Cut it out. Really.

Do you really need to hear us cry uncle? If so, UNCLE!

Uncordially yours,

MicMan

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Dear winter,

Die a painful death.

Cheers,

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Ephemera is offline Ephemera Post #23  February 5,2011, 11:50am
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is watching the little sleeping mousies.

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Dear Plow Guy,
While it is ever so nice of you to call first and give me a head's up that you are coming to plow my drive and I should get my car out, if I could get my car out then I would not need you. The five foot high ice wall created by the street plow and the sidewalk plow prevents me from ever going anywhere again.
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j0hn8andy is offline j0hn8andy Post #24  February 5,2011, 7:41pm
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.....yes, she.....Sweeps past softly, without a sigh.....

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Dear Snowbirds,

The Golden State is alive and well.

Just sayin'
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MicMan is offline MicMan Post #25  February 6,2011, 10:07am
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Dear California,

Nobody like a braggart.

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j0hn8andy is offline j0hn8andy Post #26  February 6,2011, 5:53pm
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.....yes, she.....Sweeps past softly, without a sigh.....

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Dear Cold Ones,

But everybody likes a good laugh.

Sunnily Yours,
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k9force is offline k9force Post #27  February 7,2011, 4:23pm
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wishes Mother Nature would make up her mind!

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Dear Windshield Wipers:

If you're going to not work on part of my windshield, could 'ya please make it the passenger side?

Many thanks,
Someone who likes to see where she's going!
 
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k9force is offline k9force Post #28  February 8,2011, 3:53am
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wishes Mother Nature would make up her mind!

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Okay...I'm on a roll now...

Dear Jack Frost:

Would you please go nip someone else's nose (and other assorted body parts) for the rest of the season? I would greatly appreciate it!

Yours t-t-truly,

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PreachersSon is online now PreachersSon Post #29  February 8,2011, 4:37am
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Like Ben Franklin, wonders if it is a rising or a setting sun.

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Aw, quit your complainin'!

Dear Al Gore,

What was that you were saying about melting ice caps?

Sincerely,
Snowiest Winter in 20 Years
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j0hn8andy is offline j0hn8andy Post #30  February 8,2011, 5:51pm
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Dear Illinois,

California got an icy wind today.

Feeling better?
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