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RandomConstant is offline RandomConstant Post #1  July 26,2010, 8:01am
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Especially after a week of unanswered communications, I am reminded of a poster published by the SETI program back then:
http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/seti_poster_f.jpg

off-topic, how about re-routing all the computation power put into SETI for soulmate seeking?
 
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LOL RandomConstant!

It is like that sometimes. I know there are quite a few men out there, many within a few miles of me, who are lonely and looking, and we'd be great together. How come we keep not meeting?
 
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Sometimes dating feels like...

pulling teeth!
 
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TheThinker is offline TheThinker Post #4  July 26,2010, 3:14pm
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The hamster in the wheel....intoxicated.
 
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Sometimes dating is like watching molasses drip.
 
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VB_Girl wrote :
Sometimes dating is like watching molasses drip.
Now now. Didn't you have a date last week?
 
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As I slide down the banister of life I will always remember dating as a splinter in my axx.
 
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... is like a nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts.

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Buck wrote :
Now now. Didn't you have a date last week?
I did have one and we have another on Sunday. It's been really hot here so it's been dripping faster.
 
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