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Sometimes dating is like...

...banging your head against something really hard, over and over.

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insertscreenname is offline insertscreenname Post #12  August 5,2010, 11:11am
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... is like a nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts.

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Sometimes dating is like...

...banging your head against something really hard, over and over.

lol!
Well, if it's the headboard isn't that a good thing?
 
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The hamster in the wheel....intoxicated.
My daughter had a hamster that liked to run on top of the wheel, instead of inside it. Sometimes she'd fall off the wheel or get jammed between the platform and the wheel.

And that's what dating feels like to me.

(I have no idea what it MEANS but that's what it feels like. Running like crazy and getting nowhere, falling off and/or getting stuck and having to get unstuck, and climbing back up and starting all over again. Hmmm.....maybe that's what it means, as well. Cool!)
 
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Well, if it's the headboard isn't that a good thing?
Hahahaha!!!! Nice.
 
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Dating is like missing a trampoline on the way down. For a moment you feel like you can fly and then you go splat.
 
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Well, if it's the headboard isn't that a good thing?
 
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... is like a nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts.

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PY_2 wrote :
I believe the act looks more like this:

 
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If you are banging your head on the headboard, then one wonders why you don't have sense enough to scoot down a little??
 
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Sometimes dating feels like made-for-tv movies.

Ok, but not quite as good as the real thing.
 
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MaryEllen62 wrote :
If you are banging your head on the headboard, then one wonders why you don't have sense enough to scoot down a little??
Because the headboard knocks all sense out of you!
 
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