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TheThinker is offline TheThinker Post #1  March 25,2010, 8:07am
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Love these ads on EH...

"Catch him!"....
"keep him hooked"....


and the old standby:
"ladies...make him fall for you!"....

What are we.. fish?


what's next, "lock him in the basement...until he loves you"???

Pure tripe.
 
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DancingFool is offline DancingFool Post #2  March 25,2010, 8:11am
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.....you mean dating is not like fishing?
 
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Can_I_just_be_Jo is offline Can_I_just_be_Jo Post #3  March 25,2010, 8:16am

blames self-help books

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PY_2 is offline PY_2 Post #4  March 25,2010, 8:17am

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TheThinker wrote :
Love these ads on EH...

"Catch him!"....
"keep him hooked"....


and the old standby:
"ladies...make him fall for you!"....

What are we.. fish?


what's next, "lock him in the basement...until he loves you"???

Pure tripe.
There's another thread about men swimming in sharks infested waters....so if men were the fish then.....who would the sharks be?
Last edited by PY_2; March 25,2010 at 8:18am. Reason: grammar- cause fish can't speek english good.
 
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TheThinker is offline TheThinker Post #5  March 25,2010, 8:19am
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I prefer to use duct tape.
It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose...
 
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StuckOnYou is offline StuckOnYou Post #6  March 25,2010, 8:21am
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I prefer to use duct tape.
I've run in to your type before, which is why I always keep a can of WD-40 on hand!

On the off chance there's no chemistry you know...
 
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Tipitina is offline Tipitina Post #7  March 25,2010, 8:26am
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TheThinker wrote :
what's next, "lock him in the basement...until he loves you"???
I tried that once. Was great till he gnawed through the restraints and dug his way out.
 
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DancingFool is offline DancingFool Post #8  March 25,2010, 8:29am
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Tipitina wrote :
I tried that once. Was great till he gnawed through the restraints and dug his way out.
tsk tsk...try ye olde ball and chain next time.
 
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Can_I_just_be_Jo is offline Can_I_just_be_Jo Post #9  March 25,2010, 8:50am

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TheThinker wrote :
Love these ads on EH...

"Catch him!"....
"keep him hooked"....


and the old standby:
"ladies...make him fall for you!"....

What are we.. fish?


what's next, "lock him in the basement...until he loves you"???

Pure tripe.
What is really sad is someone is buying them or they wouldn't advertise. They are about as useful as books on how to raise your child. There are too many different people to ever write a book that is universal. What you end up with is a book about how to win the author's SO or control their child. Real useful to the rest of us.
 
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PY_2 is offline PY_2 Post #10  March 25,2010, 8:52am

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