saulgoode is offline saulgoode Post #1  November 2,2009, 4:25pm
saulgoode's Avatar

Unregistered

Joined: Oct 2008

Posts: 1,308

See profile

"Daddy, why do I only have one ball?"

"Because you were born with vericocele. They had to take one out."

"Oh."

"We can have one put in later, if you want. A prosthetic."

"Will I need stitches?"

"Yep. But it's a small--"

"Forget it. No way. I don't want a prosthetic... what's a prosthetic?"

"It's a fake testicle."

"Oh. What's a testicle?"

"It's your ball. The vericocele's hereditary. I have the same thing."

"So you don't have two?"

"I have two, but a guy I knew in college just had one. He lost one in a car accident. He was jacking up his car and the jack hit him in the groin, popped one like a grape."

"That's funny."

"Not really. He passed out it hurt so bad. But at least you can still have kids when you have just one."

"Boys can have kids, too?"

"Um. Yeah. Sorta."

"Was it a boy or a girl?"

"Was what a boy or a girl?"

"The guy from college. Did he lose a boy ball or a girl ball?"

"Um. Both, I guess."

"I thought he just lost one."

"You can have both."

"Oh. So girls have a pen.is, too?"

"No. Does Daisy have a pen.is?"

"Yes." Laughs. "So does mommy. It's a big hairy one. It's as big as Nicki's head. Big as the whole world."

"Nicki's a dog. He has a pen.is."

"So what do girls have?"

"Um. Something else."

"What then?"

"Nothing. Girls have nothing."

...


- Saul
 
  Reply With Quote
When_I_See_You_Smile is offline When_I_See_You_Smile Post #2  November 2,2009, 5:41pm
When_I_See_Yo…'s Avatar

This page is dedicated to the loving memory of my bride, Heather Anne Everts-Grover 1977-2012

Veteran

Joined: Oct 2008

Posts: 1,724

See profile

Aw, Saul! You handled that well! LOL!
 
  Reply With Quote
tweet37 is offline tweet37 Post #3  November 3,2009, 3:09am
tweet37's Avatar

has all the tools and can........satisfy

Power Poster

Joined: Sep 2008

New Jersey

Posts: 7,608

See profile

Hey saul,

If one of mine is bigger than the other two is that normal? Or should I see a doctor?
 
  Reply With Quote
timeless2 is offline timeless2 Post #4  November 4,2009, 4:36am
timeless2's Avatar

wants you to have a Hippo Gnu Eel!

Virtuoso

Joined: Dec 2008

Philliesland

Posts: 3,866

See profile

You wanna play doctor with me?
 
  Reply With Quote
saulgoode is offline saulgoode Post #5  November 4,2009, 9:57am
saulgoode's Avatar

Unregistered

Joined: Oct 2008

Posts: 1,308

See profile

timeless2 wrote :
You wanna play doctor with me?
I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look.

(Saw that on a t-shirt this weekend... great, huh).


- Saul
 
  Reply With Quote
MCMLXXII is offline MCMLXXII Post #6  November 5,2009, 7:19pm
MCMLXXII's Avatar

Pacesetter

Joined: Jul 2009

...in the Bible-belt.

Posts: 252

See profile

Aww, that was a perfect opportunity for you to tell Saul Jr about va-gee-nah.

Cute.
 
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Topic Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new topics
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off

Similar Topics
Topic Topic Starter Board Replies Last Post
Girls happy and content just staying around Girls Shaun85 Ask a Dating Expert 11 March 14,2011 7:39am
why do so many girls close matches before I even start communication? kgoundan Using eHarmony 26 February 27,2010 6:06am
Why is it easy for girls to be friends after one date? FLsportsguy0503 Dating 16 October 30,2009 7:40pm
Undesirable & Unwanted around Single Girls Shaun85 Ask a Dating Expert 31 October 9,2009 7:15am
Do girls want curves and do men still like curves? monkeyman251 About You 33 June 20,2009 7:46pm

Looking for a Great Relationship?

Get started now. Fill out this form and take the questionnaire to receive your matches.

First Name:

I'm a:
seeking

Postal Code:

Country:

Email:

Confirm Email:

Password:


How did you hear about us?


Latest on our Dating Advice Discussion Boards

“He broke up...The best way to stay hung-up is to keep dwelling,wishing, hoping, reminiscing....Like staring at an empty bottle of booze when you are trying to quit drinking. Rather than focus on a ... ” –  Wiseman2

Join the “Can I wait and move on at the same time?” discussion

“Oh how annoying - I had typed a HUGE post prompted by TheThinker's query as to why I would think it a good idea to wait 5-10 years to date/or until children are out of the house. I am too annoyed to ... ” –  picklesNcream

Join the “Transition from dating to relationship” discussion

“This is very true. If someone has a truly old /outdated account since the questionnaire was altered then it's a decent solution. It's become an urban legend on eHA that this is a good idea. Mostly ... ” –  Wiseman2

Join the “Different Strategy” discussion

“Shared interests and ones who are laddetts for mine.” –  ian80au

Join the “Green Flags in Profiles” discussion

“Completely cancel /delete your existing account. That will also cancel /delete all long-dead, geographically irrelevant matches. Since you are in a new area it's silly to use an old /outdated ... ” –  Wiseman2

Join the “Removing old matches - there has to be a better way” discussion

“I'm very sorry for your loss, Suzanne. It's not surprising you're feeling confused and making some memory errors. That happened to me too when my mother died. Life just isn't normal for awhile. ... ” –  Sassafras54

Join the “Photo Review” discussion

“I am closing this thread since the Original Poster (OP) was asking about the eHarmony of 2-1/2 years ago -- the thread is old (see date in the upper right of the first post). Some responses will no ... ” –  Sassafras54

Join the “What about a "PET BOX" ?? again this sounds simple or??” discussion

“Thanks for your advice guys, really helps out. I guess everything is a matter of balance, which isn't something that I can work out right now. I think I will focus on school for the remaining 3 years ... ” –  jrw93

Join the “Should I ever date in college?” discussion



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 4:32am.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0