Mixing Cliches: A game of wit


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saulgoode is offline saulgoode Post #41  October 26,2009, 7:01am
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"Don 't make me open up a can of worms on your arse!"

"Don't look a dead horse in the mouth."


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If ya wanna score, ya gotta take me out to the Phillies game!

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timeless2 wrote :
If ya wanna score, ya gotta take me out to the Phillies game!

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"Every home run begins with first base," he said.

She batted her eyes. "The grass is greener if you're out in left field. Unless you're way off-base."

Then he threw her a curve ball. "There's a pop fly in your beer," he said. "Looks like maybe I struck out."

"Not so fast," she said. Then she stole first base.


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"Keep your feet on the ground and your head in the clouds."

"It's always darkest before the calm before the storm."

"She crossed my mind on her way to my heart."

"That dude has more loose screws than you can shake a stick at."

"It's on the tip of my forked tongue."

"It never hurts to try again."

"One bad monkey in the barrel spoils the whole bunch."

"She's penny wise, and pound foolish. So I gave her a penny for her thoughts."


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"Gimme a hand that feeds me."

"He was blind as a bat out of hell."

"Now what would happen if you wore a bleeding heart on your sleeve?"

"When the sh.t hits the fan, make lemonade."

"Honesty is the best policy, the truth hurts, and pain is gain. Ergo, honest people are larger."

"The early worm gets eaten. Only the lazy worms survive."

"My heart sank and left my head swimming."

"I got ears like an eagle." (that's a ripoff from a movie saw a long, long time ago)

"Kill em all with kindness, and let God sort em out."

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"I wonder if Cupid is blind in one eye, and can't see out the other? Get it? Love is blind. Okay, this one's stupid."

"Let sleeping dogs lie. They're dog tired."

"He's faster than a sweating bullet."

"Don't put all your eggs on your face."

"While he was sh.tting in the woods, the bear saw a drunk skunk, an eager beaver, a sly fox, and, shockingly, a holy cow."


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"She had a bee in her bonnet and ants in her pants."

"I wonder if, when he's in the woods, a bear knows sh.t from shinola."

"Every time things come up roses, I realize every rose has its thorns."

"History repeats itself because hindsight is 20/20."

"He was on-the-ball, but he was thinking with the wrong head."

"Hell hath no fury like a woman with her biological clock ticking."


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I was on Route 666, the Highway to Hell, when I came to a fork in the road. I stepped out of my hand basket and checked the fork to my right.

That was the road less traveled.

To my left stretched a straight, well-worn path, paved with good intentions.

I climbed back in my hand basket and took the road less-traveled.

It didn't matter, though, because all roads lead to Rome.


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