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You must feed the aardvark before he aanswers these worthy questions, got aany chocolaate covered aants?

I'm waaiting...
- October 31st, 2009, 09:09 am
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Well this sent me off googling for choc ants ... which takes you into a whole new unexpected world! Here's the most fun thing I found:

"I had chocolate covered ants when I lived in Houston, and they did NOT taste good. The chocolate was good, but the ant part had an acrid taste, sort of like the way they smell when you smash them. Chocolate covered bees were much better." Chocolate covered ants.... - Cooking Forum - GardenWeb

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- October 31st, 2009, 12:31 pm
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You must feed the aardvark before he aanswers these worthy questions, got aany chocolaate covered aants?

I'm waaiting...



Yeah, and what's up with all the "A's"? Couldn't 'ya leave something for the poor "vowel-challenged" animals (like the lynx)...?!
We have a ZZyzx Road out here. From what I understand, the guy that named it figured, if you can't be first, you might as well go for last.
- October 31st, 2009, 04:21 pm
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Yes... thank you... These ants are yummie... I would not eat bees... I'm afraid that they would fly up my snout... You probably didn't notice my snout, but it is quite sensitive to bee stings...

What was the question again?
mmm... yummie..,
- November 1st, 2009, 12:36 pm
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Interesting, "Zzyzx".... and it's also the name of a town, and an album, and fictional prison (for demons!).... cool, whodda thunk?!

Kinda reminds me of "Syzygy"!

BTW, those weren't the chocolate-flavored Ex-Lax ants, were they...?

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A girl actually tried to trick me into eating Ex-lax once when I was 14. She thought that I was seeing another girl or something which I wasn't... I figured that it was probably grounds for breaking up...
- November 1st, 2009, 04:36 pm
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A girl actually tried to trick me into eating Ex-lax once when I was 14. She thought that I was seeing another girl or something which I wasn't... I figured that it was probably grounds for breaking up...
You had a girlfriend when you were 14?
Was that your last girlfriend?
- November 3rd, 2009, 01:35 pm
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Hey.

I challenge the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRRghd vark to a snout-beak contest.

I throw the ceremonial banana peel to the ground!
- November 3rd, 2009, 08:42 pm
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Hey.

I challenge the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRRghd vark to a snout-beak contest.

I throw the ceremonial banana peel to the ground!
Nice! I expect that will atteract any number of ants... make yourself and your beak useful will you and open this bag of choclate covered ants for me.
- November 4th, 2009, 05:25 am
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Interesting, "Zzyzx".... and it's also the name of a town, and an album, and fictional prison (for demons!).... cool, whodda thunk?!

Kinda reminds me of "Syzygy"!
I thought you were making those words up. Finally I followed the Wikipedia links. The astrology/astromony thing sort of makes sense. But naming your town. Were all the other letters used up?

Aardvark: Make sure that those aren't fire ants in the chocolate. Anybody down south will tell you that fire ants are vicious even in death.
- November 4th, 2009, 01:33 pm
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