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hogrally wrote :
Sorry Grace but 3 outta 4 were.
I didn't add # 5 because alot of people not just Americans have no idea what a block heater and/or an oil pan heater is for cars and trucks. I often get the question why do all the vehicles have a electrical cord sticking out of the grill ?
It was like me asking Kestral what is that wrapped around all the trees on his street in Regina. It is a local geographical neccessity not a national one.
I've seen cars with block heaters but could you indulge me about the tree wrappings?
- October 28th, 2009, 03:17 pm
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1) I realize check out time is 10 am but what time do I have to leave?

10 minutes ago. Leave me alone.

2) $ 10.00 for a 6 pack? Why is beer in Canada soooooo expensive?

We charge tourists an extra "beer tax". Welcome to Canada!

3) Me: Did you sleep Ok last night?
Them: NO...the birds started singing at 3 am when the sun rose and woke me up.

Oh, those pesky birds. I'll have them shot right away.

Why are you drinking Red wine out of small jam jars...

We ran out of big jars.
- October 28th, 2009, 03:26 pm
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dahlimema wrote :
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I am from Minnesota when I moved to Texas the 1st mechanic shop I took my car to asked me what it was for I told him we plug our cars in at Nite up north to keep them warm. Should of seen the look on his face (just scratched his head and walked away)
OMG Tommorrow Scarlett has a date with a mechanic who used to live in Texas!!! Could it be the same grease monkey??
- October 28th, 2009, 03:43 pm
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tweet37 wrote :
I've seen cars with block heaters but could you indulge me about the tree wrappings?
Well apparently the city of Regina planted a whole bunch of trees that we not native to the province. So for some reason this tree beatlle is having a field day living in these trees. The trees are wrapped to keep the beatles from reaching the leaves I think I really don't remember much of the details I was too busy staring at his body and having lewd hussy thoughts to recall the whole story.
- October 28th, 2009, 03:49 pm
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Faira wrote :
1) I realize check out time is 10 am but what time do I have to leave?

10 minutes ago. Leave me alone.

2) $ 10.00 for a 6 pack? Why is beer in Canada soooooo expensive?

We charge tourists an extra "beer tax". Welcome to Canada!

3) Me: Did you sleep Ok last night?
Them: NO...the birds started singing at 3 am when the sun rose and woke me up.

Oh, those pesky birds. I'll have them shot right away.

Why are you drinking Red wine out of small jam jars...

We ran out of big jars.
Too funny . And then ask if he has a gun I can borrow to shoot them!!!
- October 28th, 2009, 03:56 pm
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hogrally wrote :
OMG Tommorrow Scarlett has a date with a mechanic who used to live in Texas!!! Could it be the same grease monkey??
Probably is should I give her a heads up on what to look for or should she just be surprised?
- October 28th, 2009, 04:15 pm
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graceventually wrote :
That had to have been funny, dahli! We don't have them here, but I've seen them out west.
What was more funny is I said it not to be funny I just thought everyone knew what a bolt heater was. But then I didn't know how hot it got in Texas either. I never used the AC in MN now I can't live without it.
- October 28th, 2009, 04:19 pm
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1) I realize check out time is 10 am but what time do I have to leave?
When you find your suitcases sitting outside the hotel.
2) $ 10.00 for a 6 pack? Why is beer in Canada soooooo expensive?
Because it's stronger than American beer
3) Me: Did you sleep Ok last night?
Them: NO...the birds started singing at 3 am when the sun rose and woke me up.
Oh, I'm sorry. Coul;d you repeat what you said? I missed it., I forgot to take my ear plugs out.

Why are you drinking Red wine out of small jam jars...
Because we'd have to charge you more if we gave the wine in wine glasses.
- October 28th, 2009, 09:28 pm
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hogrally wrote :
Well apparently the city of Regina planted a whole bunch of trees that we not native to the province. So for some reason this tree beatlle is having a field day living in these trees. The trees are wrapped to keep the beatles from reaching the leaves I think I really don't remember much of the details I was too busy staring at his body and having lewd hussy thoughts to recall the whole story.
You got it!

There are a lot of elm trees here in Regina and they suffer from Dutch Elm Disease. The trees are banded with insulation and then covered with plastic, which is duct-taped to the trees. Then a sticky concoction, I can't remember what, is applied to the plastic. The little beetle-thingys crawl onto this band and get stuck. I don't know what happens to the leaves in the summer though. They get all eaten up with cankerworms. The worms start out as these tiny, cute, green things that dangle from the trees on thin little strands of something-or-other, but later on they get bigger and turn brown or black and there is no escaping them. They're everywhere - on your clothes, in your hair, on your grocery bags, crawling on your purse . . . it's disgusting.
- October 28th, 2009, 10:11 pm
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lindseyk wrote :
You got it!

There are a lot of elm trees here in Regina and they suffer from Dutch Elm Disease. The trees are banded with insulation and then covered with plastic, which is duct-taped to the trees. Then a sticky concoction, I can't remember what, is applied to the plastic. The little beetle-thingys crawl onto this band and get stuck. I don't know what happens to the leaves in the summer though. They get all eaten up with cankerworms. The worms start out as these tiny, cute, green things that dangle from the trees on thin little strands of something-or-other, but later on they get bigger and turn brown or black and there is no escaping them. They're everywhere - on your clothes, in your hair, on your grocery bags, crawling on your purse . . . it's disgusting.
Who else is dying to move to Regina now?
- October 29th, 2009, 06:51 am
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