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are you laughing at my farm???

i have carefully planned my small patch of earth to be congruent with the best modern farming practices.. you will note that:

a) the farm is kept small enough that it can be tended by hand by one or two people.. no need for overpriced farm equipment that burns hydrocarbons and pollutes the atmosphere.. also no need to entice illegal migrants to cross the border to work the farm..
b) the use of pesticide is prohibited, so as not to mutate and destroy the gene pools of countless species..
c) farm buildings are kept to a minimum, therefore allowing the trees to grow without fear of being cut down in their prime and destroying the forests.. and no furniture to remove the need to decimate the rainforest..
d) no fertilizers are allowed.. this keeps the residual salts in the soil low and stops run off from polluting the streams..
e) no animals.. besides being an inefficient use of plant matter in the creation of protein, they also can lead to pollution of water supplies..
f) one third of the land is allowed to lay fallow and rejuvenate naturally..
g) no herbicides to stop weed growth.. weeds need lovin' too..
h) no electricity on the farm, so no need to burn fossil fuel, dam up the rivers or put up those unsightly wind generators..
i) no irrigation on the farm, so all of the water will be left available for migrating salmon and geese and things like that..
j) crop yields are kept low, so there are no complaints about the middle man taking all of the profit from the farming..

i believe i have created the farm of the future.. maximum sustainability.. minimal footprint on the ecology.. all the things that are best in the world..

hey fino, i am cold, wet, starving to death and miserable, can i come over an visit for a few days???