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Mokkesofie wrote :
I love calamari, I love raisins, I love fruit cake with soured cream, I love brussel sprouts. I promise not to serve that at my wedding, it'll be safe for you to come and do your dances, just have to find a husband first.
AGAIN with the "husband" talk.
Ladies, if you want to be married, please, please find a man who isn't married yet. A husband is a man who is already hitched.

That is all.

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jsbach wrote :
AGAIN with the "husband" talk.
Ladies, if you want to be married, please, please find a man who isn't married yet A husband is a man who is already hitched.

That is all.
LOL!
- September 27th, 2009, 04:55 pm
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jsbach wrote :
AGAIN with the "husband" talk.
Ladies, if you want to be married, please, please find a man who isn't married yet A husband is a man who is already hitched.

That is all.
The end of an informative lesson from the Teacher, Ms. JSBach
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LOL!
Thank you, thankyouverymuch!

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Mokkesofie wrote :
I love calamari, I love raisins, I love fruit cake with soured cream, I love brussel sprouts. I promise not to serve that at my wedding, it'll be safe for you to come and do your dances, just have to find a husband first.
actually i think first you need to find a fiance mokke.. i think the husband thing is after the chicken dance.. (doin' the flappy flappy arm thing)

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Oh, I hope nothing is flappy. Ugh!
- September 27th, 2009, 07:23 pm
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jsbach wrote :
AGAIN with the "husband" talk.
Ladies, if you want to be married, please, please find a man who isn't married yet. A husband is a man who is already hitched.

That is all.
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actually i think first you need to find a fiance mokke.. i think the husband thing is after the chicken dance.. (doin' the flappy flappy arm thing)

LOL, okay then, thanks.

In Danish, the word for a husband is "mand", the word for a man is "mand" - same word for both. You either say "en mand" (a man) or "min mand" (my man - meaning husband). Clear as mud?

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Ok; here goes

1) I am EXTREMELY sarcastic; if I am not making a sarcastic comment; I am sad; or your feelings are easily hurt and it actually matters to me

2) I file away things ppl tell me and check to make sure they aren't lying if they bring the subject up again; my brain is like a lock box; it's actually kind of scary; or so I'm told.

3) I rarely sleep. I will read; do homework; play online games; text incessantly; but I rarely sleep. If you happen to wake me the one night of sleep I average a week; it isn't pretty.

4) I will start a debate even if I agree with a person; because I enjoy it. I argue like a lawyer; again; even if I agree with the original point. (aren't I fun? lol)

5) I am easily distracted; unless I am reading, or writing; and then it is hard to pull my attention away.

6) I am attracted to men about 10 years older than me. I do not see them as father figures and it p!sses me off when women 10 years older than I am make comments about cradles. I'm grown; I support myself; and if I'm stealing men you consider your bed mate options; well; go ten years younger and take the men I'm leaving behind. They're more trainable anyway.

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I started doing Sudoku puzzles about a month ago and I can do the 3 star ones. Oooo.

I had all you can eat oysters on Saturday. Free.!

Today I'm gonna eat more oysters AND do the Sudoku.
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