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So there was this grasshopper laying on the edge of the carport ... little over an inch long, green leafy looking ... dead.

I brush it off ... let the other insects deal with the corpse as they desire.

Wasp comes flying over, picks up the grasshopper and starts away from the carport with it ... I'm internally cheering. Gets about three feet away, then seems to get lost and head back towards the carport ... no, wrong way little buddy. After some effort, he gets the grasshopper back onto the carport, then flies away .....
- August 8th, 2009, 01:23 pm
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ummmmm welll....
the karmic insect world seems to be saying that is the final resting place?
- August 8th, 2009, 01:42 pm
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is it in the way?
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- August 8th, 2009, 01:42 pm
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ThePriestess wrote :
So there was this grasshopper laying on the edge of the carport ... little over an inch long, green leafy looking ... dead.

I brush it off ... let the other insects deal with the corpse as they desire.

Wasp comes flying over, picks up the grasshopper and starts away from the carport with it ... I'm internally cheering. Gets about three feet away, then seems to get lost and head back towards the carport ... no, wrong way little buddy. After some effort, he gets the grasshopper back onto the carport, then flies away .....
Perhaps it was a peace offering from the insects to you? Or perhaps a distraction while the ants raid your kitchen and steal all your food?
- August 8th, 2009, 02:10 pm
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I thought that insect that looks like a leaf is called a katydid.... *ponders*
- August 8th, 2009, 02:14 pm
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wasps lay their eggs in dead insects.
perhaps, she decided to
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- August 8th, 2009, 02:47 pm
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kibbie wrote :
I thought that insect that looks like a leaf is called a katydid.... *ponders*
A lot of insects have natural forms to conceal themselves.
- August 8th, 2009, 02:48 pm
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ThePriestess wrote :
A lot of insects have natural forms to conceal themselves.
Well....duh!
- August 8th, 2009, 03:16 pm
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doesn't look like it helped this critter....
- August 8th, 2009, 03:25 pm
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doesn't look like it helped this critter....
Maybe Geronimo killed him...
- August 8th, 2009, 03:42 pm
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