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Got this email the other day, and got a good laugh out of it:

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
Who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
Laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
And who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
And who likes tobe with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
Do not know each other.
- August 8th, 2009, 10:29 am
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OHHH myyyyy
That should be under the heading...things that make you smile,,,,but shouldn't :-)
- August 8th, 2009, 10:43 am
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It's probably best for him if they all know about each other and don't mind it at all.

In the old days, men in China were allowed to have as many wives as he could afford . . . actually, they called them "concumbine".
- August 8th, 2009, 12:15 pm
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It's probably best if they don't find out and buy superglue.
- August 8th, 2009, 01:20 pm
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VB_Girl wrote :
It's probably best if they don't find out and buy superglue.
LOL. Yeah,I was thinking the same thing when I read the email!
- August 8th, 2009, 01:40 pm
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VB_Girl wrote :
It's probably best if they don't find out and buy superglue.
or a very large kitchen knife...
- August 8th, 2009, 01:45 pm
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Why only four?
- August 8th, 2009, 01:51 pm
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ThePriestess wrote :
Why only four?

Zoning laws?
- August 8th, 2009, 01:54 pm
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how many would you like TP?
7 ? one for each day of the week?
- August 8th, 2009, 02:40 pm
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angelpoet wrote :
one for each day of the week?
That might be too repetitive ... how about one for each day of the month?
- August 8th, 2009, 03:15 pm
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