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Wow. In your photos you don't look so short that you would need to stand on a bucket to flush a toilet.
Hardy har, lol. LiT? Spank him from me in July, woodja?
- June 8th, 2009, 06:55 pm
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I had a parishioner come to church one winter's Sunday when many of us had lost power for a few days due to an ice storm. I approached her before the service with a cheery "good morning...how are ya?"
"How am I?!" she said through gritted teeth. "I have spent most of this week standing on my deck in sub-freezing temperatures melting soup kettles full of snow over my gas grill so that our family of five can flush the toilet! Does that answer your question?!"

Um, yeah. Guess it did....
Oh, yowch! It was bad enough that there are only two of us, and ONE of us was normally too lazy to fill the bucket and dump it in the bowl. Some of the...erm......"things" he left in there, I swear I should have heard him cackling like a hen laying an egg! and then leaving it for ME to flush? Gah.
- June 8th, 2009, 06:59 pm
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I was gonna say something gross about how now you can have a big meal, but I won't...
- June 8th, 2009, 06:59 pm
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meg731 wrote :
I'm flushing my toilet and think of you FINO!! I mean that in the best way possible
Awwww, Meggers, that makes me feel all tingly, in a totally asexual, non-Lohenesque way.
- June 8th, 2009, 07:00 pm
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all_seasons wrote :
Well all you had to do is ask the CSC men...we embrace bathroom humor at age 5 and never let it go. By the time we're 40...well ...you get it
But I don't get it! Please explain it to me. Try to use small words and sound effects.
- June 8th, 2009, 07:02 pm
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fino4beat wrote :
Awwww, Meggers, that makes me feel all tingly, in a totally asexual, non-Lohenesque way.
Well, alright, I guess that's how I meant it...totally asexual....

- June 8th, 2009, 07:03 pm
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So I will now henceforth, think of Fino's plumbing when ever I flush... and say HUZAHHH!!!!!!
- June 8th, 2009, 07:07 pm
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dac830 wrote :
So I will now henceforth, think of Fino's plumbing when ever I flush... and say HUZAHHH!!!!!!
I can see my tombstone now:

Here Lies Fino. Whenever we flush, we think of her...."
- June 8th, 2009, 07:13 pm
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meg731 wrote :
But I don't get it! Please explain it to me. Try to use small words and sound effects.

Giggity (tm) !
- June 8th, 2009, 07:19 pm
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Giggity (tm) !
SO WRONG!
- June 8th, 2009, 07:22 pm
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