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To thine own self be true:

know always thy favorite brew!

So when the Lass leans in

and asks above the din

What’ll it be for thee, mate?

You know your thirst to sate

Beer dark and cool and pure

as angels are, of that I’m sure!

To thine own self be true:

know always thy favorite brew!
- September 21st, 2009, 05:21 pm
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Of course, my dear
Are you far or near?
- September 21st, 2009, 08:45 pm
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He had a look, he had a flair
A roguish smile, if you dare

A mystery to quite a few
She knew not what he'd do

Was he safe or was he not
She thought about this a lot

Flattering words he tossed around
Like flower petals to the ground

In the end she made up her mind
He was the skirt chasing kind

He knew too many woman
All too well
For just one to be special
Chances were nil

She wanted a man who
Didn't play the rides
Not one who thought the
Odds were on his side.

What he was looking for
Was very prime
What he had to give
Wasn't on his mind

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- September 26th, 2009, 10:52 pm
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He arrived early yesterday morn
Sopping wet, worn, somewhat forlorn.
His clothes mismatched, ragged and torn
No color to his face, a look of scorn

Today was just as dismal
with the shabby man
He wouldn't get up
I said, "Yes, you can!"

Don't you still recall
How you used to be?
Bright colors with Sun
Strolling handsomely

Your style filled the town
In a grand way
People adored you
For 31 days

We'll wait a bit more
Hope you become sober
It's a long month, so
Shape up, October!
- October 2nd, 2009, 06:16 pm
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I'm still complaining
Because it's still raining!
- October 3rd, 2009, 02:36 pm
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I am Monkey!
I am free!
You can't stick
your rules on me!

Frog may dither.
Frog may threat.
But Froggy hasn't
spanked me yet!
- October 3rd, 2009, 02:42 pm
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Why so glum, chum?
Why the pout?
Who rained down
On the parade
You had made
Without doubt?

Keep on keeping on
Stay on the track
Hang on, be strong
There's no going back
- October 4th, 2009, 06:47 pm
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"Alize"

On her way to growing up
Ali paused, not long enough.
For me to know and love her
Tell her what was above her

Her dancing blue eyes and impish grin
Slyly sought to pull me in
To her heart and she in mine
So very quickly went the time

With a wink and a wiggle
And a hop and a giggle
She skips out the door
With love to Alize
When she was four.

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- October 9th, 2009, 09:04 pm
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I am Monkey!
I am free!
You can't stick
your rules on me!

Frog may dither.
Frog may threat.
But Froggy hasn't
spanked me yet!

For you the Order I shall restore
and if you make the slightest mess
your backside will be very sore
do not put me to the test!
- October 10th, 2009, 01:28 pm
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Pond Police, do come quick!
And bring your bully stick
Froggy's making us sick!
Fixin' to give him a KICK!

Or maybe use a brick
To hit his head so thick!
We's tired of his tricks
Throw him back to the crick!
- October 10th, 2009, 02:14 pm
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