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i also hate the term "eat out"

"eat my" is ok.
- November 6th, 2009, 07:38 am
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C U Next Tuesday.. is a word that I think is horrible.
- November 6th, 2009, 08:07 am
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OK Lets see how this lot goes with the moding, I have avoided mentioning some of my realy nasty names in an attempt to reduce the work load on Scarlet.

I am into roleplaying, a lot, so I have a lot of names that I use in different scenarios.

Male names

Pole of power.
Pole of pleasure.
Rod of erections.
Rod of raming.
Staff of sexual satisfaction.
Staff of striking.
Wand of wishing. As in if you do as I say, it will grant you a wish.
Wand of Wanting.
Tower of terror.
The Ejaculator.


Female names.

Virgin valley.
Pussytopia.
Heaven on earth.
Ring of fire.
The Map of Tasmania. It's an Australian thing, but if you have a look on google map you will see what I mean.

One of the funniest things I have ever seen on Australian Breakfast TV was when David Koch AKA Kochie, filled in for the weather man one day. He boldly refered to the "Wet weather in Tasmania" as being a "Wet spot over the Map of Tasmania". Lol I still laugh about that with my old Army buddies.

Orbs of orgasming.
Pillows of passion.
Nipples of nastyness.

My favourites during the throws of passion is the C word for both male and female, or D as in short for Richard. Which reminds me why would any man prefer the D word as an abriviation rather than Rick

My previous girlfriend had a thing for annal sex so I had a few names for that as well.

Funkytown.
Browntown.
Cave of cuming
or just plain old fasioned Ass works well for me.

As you can see I have an over active imagination and a need to verbalise a lot during sex. and I love it when my lover talks poty mouth during sex, in fact the nastier it is the more I enjoy it.

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Oh scarlet I hope that I haven't given you too much work to do, if I'm getting to cheeky then just tie me up and verbaly abuse me for a while. I promise I won't enjoy it at all

Ooops it's way past my bed time, and my gorgeous girlfriend will be cuming home this weekend, so I need to get some beauty sleep.
- November 6th, 2009, 10:00 am
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I'm letting it though, but just remember I will not edit posts- if its too over the top ill just delete it. And you'll have to start all over.
- November 6th, 2009, 10:36 am
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I think everything has been mentioned. I hate when guys call my tits the twins. No, one is smaller.

Ya know there is some scientific something or other that said the one that was smaller was dependant on left or right handedness. Oh sorry rambling.
- November 6th, 2009, 01:32 pm
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For the act itself I like..
Sweetie...wanna see if there is any male in my in box?
For mine I find snapping my fingers and pointing down " there " and saying Now..avoids any confusion
For his...when he refers to it as " my junk " makes me smile.
- November 6th, 2009, 03:12 pm
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I like "junk" that always makes me laugh.
- November 6th, 2009, 07:54 pm
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scarlet13 wrote :
I like "junk" that always makes me laugh.

And I don't mind if you laugh.....just don't point at the same time.
- November 7th, 2009, 11:31 am
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Malcolm. Malcolm in the Middle.












Not really, just struck me as really funny.
- November 8th, 2009, 05:17 pm
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Top: Thelma
Bottom: Louise


Ok, not really but it would be funny.
- November 8th, 2009, 05:23 pm
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