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jayjay wrote :
Of course not....kissing and falling asleep with a guy don't make you a degenerate. At least, not unless you're doing it on his Spider Man sheets.
Seriously, I think I have a little more class than that. They were Power Rangers. Just kidding!

But I did date a guy a while back who had played Barney the Dinosaur at kids' parties in his younger days. He said some of the moms were just obsessed with doing it with Barney, in costume (for the most part).

Now THAT'S creepy.
- November 3rd, 2009, 11:15 pm
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chawks64 wrote :
....He said some of the moms were just obsessed with doing it with Barney, in costume (for the most part).

Now THAT'S creepy.
OK, I really wish I hadn't read that! (what's wrong with those women!)

Now I need to go shower... actually, scrub, those creepies away!!! Ewwww!!! (and I thought the spider man/power ranger sheet reference was bad lol)
- November 3rd, 2009, 11:23 pm
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I -do-you... you-do-me.....stick you hand on my...

stupid barney song

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- November 3rd, 2009, 11:29 pm
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jayjay wrote :
When I was 27 I got into a LTR with a 43 year old. It lasted 5 years. Though....this was long before 'cougars' were the latest fad.
I hate this whole Cougar thing, I can't go out with my son for dinner. What is so pathetic is the people judging are so into judging that they don't even look at us. If they did it is really easy to tell he is my son, we look alike.

Seriously though Jayjay, Sunday I talked to this kid for at least four hours. He is intellectually very much like me. Then I realized how young he is and now I am just thinking he couldn't be interested in a relationship. I'm 41, though I didn't ask, he is between 26 and 30. Everything about this flies in the face of how I define myself, I think that is why I am having such an issue with this. I am supposed to call him today.
- November 4th, 2009, 08:15 am
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I have debated whether to post this. I hate the term MILF I hate the term Cougar. I can't go out to dinner with my son lest people assume I am dating him. He only brings friends home that don't hit on me. I have no interest in dating a guy my son's age.

So Sunday night after meeting with a team at school I run by the Tap Room for one beer. Just one I swear I was going to be good. Halfway through that beer this guy walks in and asks what an old ale is. It is described as like Barleywine. Okay sorry my favorite beer well I have to stay and have one. So three beers later they close so me and this guy go to another bar. A beer later we are in the front seat of my car. So after realizing my car is way too small for anything we are driving around Illinois lost because apparently I felt a blow job was in order and he missed the exit. Oh yeah I let him drive my car cause somehow he ended up on the drivers side.

So we find his house...next morning when I am driving him back to St. Louis one I realized he was a hell of a lot hotter than I realized but more than that there was no way in hell he was over 30.

Now you would think that my problem would be in my actions the night before but no, that wasn't it. No I now have his phone number if I want to hang out again. Until I graduate I have no free time. I don't need the stress of a relationship and lately all have been stressful.

You know what is going to happen. I am going to decide I need a f*ck buddy and then some amazing man is going to sweep me off my feet. You will then find me in the corner of my room curled up in a ball rocking.

I don't know what to do. Please feel free not to condemn me. Other than screwing children I am a pretty moral woman. Yes I know 28 is not a child!! HELP!!!

Did I mention we were both naked in the car driving around Illinois lost? I am going to burn in hell for this.
bah. you can have a FWB until you meet someone. what's wrong with that? and younger guys make the best FWBs.
- November 4th, 2009, 08:32 am
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Oh surprise I have been modded. What is that like 50% of my posts here.
Stop swearing! i'm not on to approve posts 24/7 lol.

- November 4th, 2009, 08:33 am
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scarlet13 wrote :
Stop swearing! i'm not on to approve posts 24/7 lol.

I tried to put the *** in to make it work. My bad.
- November 4th, 2009, 08:35 am
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anyway- go have fun. nothing puts a spring in your step like some no-attachment sex.
- November 4th, 2009, 08:47 am
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Sassafras54 wrote :
Is there an upper age limit for cougars? When do they become creepy old ladies? 45/25 seems fine. 55/25 seems fine. 65/25 seems ok. 75/25 -- fine. 85/25 ok.

No I guess not. Remember that movie with 70+ Ruth Gordon and some little 20-year-old? I forget the name. They had a lovely little relationship.
Harold and Maud. Great film. ~ ah. Premature posting, can happen to the best of us.

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- November 5th, 2009, 04:21 pm
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I just read this thread.

I'm only a freakin cougar! How hilarious is that?

I'm 41 ~ so I qualify

I've had several 'flings' with men 12 / 15 and 18 years younger than me respectively ~ so I qualify

I don't identify with it at all. I genuinely prefer older men. 12 years older men ideally. It's just the younger ones make it easier for me, god bless 'em.

They've also been all different heights and ethnicities too. In truth I'm probably just an equal opportunities employer which sounds, in some ways, a tad more civilised than 'cougar'.

Hilarious.
- November 5th, 2009, 04:30 pm
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